fuck lmao
09.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck lmao
09.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Rockefeller Center Salute to Fireworks
09.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0calstudentphilanthropy says This isn’t ordinary And then a fire truck emoji lmao
Bro I know you’re like 19 but lmao
09.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It would be well within the lines if not for “everybody take cover” which I’m sorry to say sent me to another dimension
09.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bracing for one of the greatest official apologies of all time from Berkeley’s alumni relations team over this Big Give ad, which is… well, just watch
09.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 11 📌 2finally someone says it
09.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Menthol Nebulizers for that fresh clean breath
09.03.2026 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they should make cigs with albuterol in them
09.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0yum yum yum I love delicious albuterol inhaler
09.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Maybe the reason my body has been trying to kill me today is that I didn’t get the potatoes just once
09.03.2026 05:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blueberry pancakes, bacon, coffee, and a book called Who Owns You? about patents on human genes
I forgot to post today’s Bella’s
09.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It’s a tragedy of abundance. There’s too much fucking meat left on the flats when they go in the trash
09.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, that’s… dense. Is this a sign they’re still trying to gavel something through somehow?
09.03.2026 05:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The entire groupchat is having a whole conversation about U2 while I keep sending messages that are how I think Trump would talk about Bono and it’s just being completely ignored. They ignored “he’s called Bono but Bono doesn’t know. He doesn’t know anything”
09.03.2026 05:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gifted kid burnout + radical feminist = Baldur's Gate
09.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 142 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 11Here is the "effective payline" for each institute, estimated (by Claude) as the percentile where one can expect 80% probability of funding from a logistic regression fit. The effective payline has gone from a historic ~12% to 6% in 2025.
07.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 93 🔁 69 💬 15 📌 15Arefke Dax died two years ago… the person your son is trying to extradite is a 28 year old woman, Nuzzi Dax
09.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Someone could kill Odo in front of me and I’d be like damn I didn’t see shit
09.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.
08.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 3282 🔁 671 💬 56 📌 31did you just come up with this it’s really good
09.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I really struggle with suspension of disbelief with DS9. Like, a hot person would never be named “Nana Visitor”
09.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 83 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 0I have some good news: it’s time to watch a few hours of “Star Trek: Some Terrorism Is Okay”
09.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 290 🔁 18 💬 26 📌 2I refuse to adapt my bits to my current setting, sometimes you just have to punch down (tweet about people who live and work downtown on the Orange Line)
09.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0White people have a homeland: that little TJ’s in the basement in Foggy Bottom that always has five hundred cactuses and no produce
09.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0@sabs.bsky.social absolute banger
09.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I learned that albuterol is otc in other countries I nearly put my fist through a wall
09.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someday when I become less of a wimp I really might look into one of those biologics tbh
09.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bröther you gotta encourage my insurance to not give me a hard no when I try to refill it on the schedule on which one uses an inhaler lmao it’s not a lack of desire I promise
09.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
08.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 7417 🔁 2271 💬 32 📌 39This is just a pretty standard 1-2 times a year thing my entire life dw
09.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0