Colin Carlson

finally someone says it

Menthol Nebulizers for that fresh clean breath

they should make cigs with albuterol in them

yum yum yum I love delicious albuterol inhaler

Maybe the reason my body has been trying to kill me today is that I didn’t get the potatoes just once

Blueberry pancakes, bacon, coffee, and a book called Who Owns You? about patents on human genes

I forgot to post today’s Bella’s

It’s a tragedy of abundance. There’s too much fucking meat left on the flats when they go in the trash

Wow, that’s… dense. Is this a sign they’re still trying to gavel something through somehow?

The entire groupchat is having a whole conversation about U2 while I keep sending messages that are how I think Trump would talk about Bono and it’s just being completely ignored. They ignored “he’s called Bono but Bono doesn’t know. He doesn’t know anything”

gifted kid burnout + radical feminist = Baldur's Gate

Here is the "effective payline" for each institute, estimated (by Claude) as the percentile where one can expect 80% probability of funding from a logistic regression fit. The effective payline has gone from a historic ~12% to 6% in 2025.

Arefke Dax died two years ago… the person your son is trying to extradite is a 28 year old woman, Nuzzi Dax

Someone could kill Odo in front of me and I’d be like damn I didn’t see shit

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

did you just come up with this it’s really good

I really struggle with suspension of disbelief with DS9. Like, a hot person would never be named “Nana Visitor”

I have some good news: it’s time to watch a few hours of “Star Trek: Some Terrorism Is Okay”

I refuse to adapt my bits to my current setting, sometimes you just have to punch down (tweet about people who live and work downtown on the Orange Line)

White people have a homeland: that little TJ’s in the basement in Foggy Bottom that always has five hundred cactuses and no produce

@sabs.bsky.social absolute banger

When I learned that albuterol is otc in other countries I nearly put my fist through a wall

Someday when I become less of a wimp I really might look into one of those biologics tbh

Bröther you gotta encourage my insurance to not give me a hard no when I try to refill it on the schedule on which one uses an inhaler lmao it’s not a lack of desire I promise

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

This is just a pretty standard 1-2 times a year thing my entire life dw

I'm fine now and also have some complicated news about my asthma medication refill strategy, which I describe as the "live mas" approach

I think I should work less

I'm the dampest boy in America

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

I went to a party briefly and was like, "it's lovely out, I'll walk home," no, stupid, you're not going to do that, you're going to steam like a fucking bbq pork bao