Well that’s psychosexually normal for sure
And I love @jbyoder.org and @ctrlalttim.com very much.
2017-2026. I've loved these days.
(we're getting a [redacted] paper instead)
they looked it up and i was right and they're just... pretending it never happened. dawg look at my coauthors i'm never getting an amnat paper
Manuscript submission day
Hate to say I told you so. That's why instead of saying it I'm just having a billboard about it built outside your window.
I would prefer not to
you should switch 2... switch 2 being nicer to me!!!!!!!!
switch 1 :(
inventing a new concept called the Socialist's Workday, where i edit a manuscript until ADHD sets in (one hour at a time), and then play Disco Elysium until it crashes my Nintendo Switch (30 minutes)
This just in: Sun agrees to release infinity million barrels of sunshine every morning
The thing that's nice about this specific author team is, collectively, we have the reasoning skills of one full ecologist. Maybe more
everyone on this website is spiritually 37
me when i'm subpoenaed in texas and then sequestered in memphis tbh. if you even care. if you even care about that sort of thing
as the Hold Steady would say: thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
Tuvix of us who neither needs a cig nor accidentally smokes cigs they find hidden around the house
(It’s If Work Permits, but Oceans and The Lottery Song are both acceptable; She Doesn’t Get It is also very good)
I think if we were in the same room the harmonic frequencies would cancel and we would be One Neurotypical
Be cool be cool don’t look
Ok like… what’s her deal. Is she on the apps do you know
Meant to post this the other way around but the truth is it’s transitive
Do you think Matt Lucas was based on the Minions
You want to see me talk about the powerful synergies emerging in AIxBio research, go follow me on LinkedIn. Today we’re deciding what the best song on Dog Problems was
Whatever work I do on here is because it’s important to me as a person! Not the other way around. This is where I hang out with about 15-20 of my friends, about 30 unstable divorced dads I’ve had a parasocial relationship with since old Twitter, and about 300,000 of the worst people on the Internet
The USS Mother
This isn’t a website for arguing about evidence-based interventions for vaccine hesitancy, it’s a website for posting one-sentence Star Trek fanfiction until I can befriend Holly Hunter
Bluesky is a website where I give people Defector gift links until they change their pronouns
“Bluesky is a place to talk about politics and sports-“ wrong. Bluesky is a place where I show lesbians the television series Hacks
they’re all mentally ill and they all listen to the Hold Steady and most of them are still alcoholics but they’ll all be going to meetings within 36 calendar months. and each and every one of them is my wife
