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Scott Simpson

@nimblewnumbers.bsky.social

🏈 Fantasy Football Analyst - β€œFantasy Millionaires” - https://www.youtube.com/@thefantasymillionaires3787 πŸ’΅ DFS Analyst - β€œChalkBlocked” - https://youtube.com/@nimblewnumbers407 ✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix πŸŽ₯

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Dead wrong

31.10.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re back!!!!!

30.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FUCK ICE!!!

28.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK ICE

27.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Goebbels Peace Prize…

25.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œGive me my Noble Peace Prize or else”

25.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A fun fact is that contemporary political philosophy has something like ~no explanation for why democracy is something ordinary people would or should care about this much

24.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1612    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 16
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a man says this is all true in front of a map of the world ALT: a man says this is all true in front of a map of the world

Average week for a teacher:

Monday: Holiday
Tuesday: Fight breaks out at the anti -bullying assembly
Wednesday: student poops their pants
Thursday: one of your students eats another of your students lunch
Friday: student threatens to blow you up w/a rocket launcher for holding them accountable

24.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not a Kavanaugh stop. This is a Roberts murder.

23.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2539    πŸ” 660    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 17
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Happy mile 232323 to those who celebrate!! πŸŽ‰ 🚘

23.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing to write this, mention Project 2025 and not really engage with how a fairly strong written constitution has entirely failed to protect the US from toxification.

Or, indeed, the number of countries with written constitutions that have slipped into authoritarianism.

23.10.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.

22.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2954    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 35
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Still Scott 😘

Still fat πŸ’―πŸ’―

Still cold πŸ₯Ά

Still dark 🌘

Still w/Winter πŸ•

Still working out πŸ’ͺ🏼

21.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still Scott 😘

Still fat πŸ’―πŸ’―

Still cold πŸ₯Ά

Still dark 🌘

Still w/Winter πŸ•

Still working out πŸ’ͺ🏼

21.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Darnold is easily a top ten quarterback a year after easily being a top ten quarterback

21.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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For the record, the title of this Instagram post is β€œPart 7 of things to say to gaslight men” and it’s not going well for the ladies πŸ˜‚

19.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a brother and sisterhood. We are not alone

18.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie, I got choked up a couple times today. It’s the feeling less alone, I think.

18.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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18.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hold……

18.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been sick since Thursday night and I haven’t worked out either. I feel fat and dumb and depleted and haven’t missed a day of work πŸ™ƒ

Well, back to it then

14.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eating good for the #NFL London game 🀀

12.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No lies detected…

09.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a what?!! πŸ‘€

09.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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