Rob

Thank you virgin Dad

I don't get my period I get question marks

The line outside the Agora for The Mountain Goats

The Mountain Goats Douglas (left), Darnielle (center), Wurster (right)

@themountaingoats.bsky.social were absolutely magnificent in Cleveland. Thank you so much for such a great set. I really appreciated Werewolf Gimmick and Luna :)

Never wake and bake and take vyvanse I accidentally joined a midwest emo band

2 for 1 top surgery and BBL consult: can you put my boobs in my butt?

Wing tips for drawing

I present, Daniel Johnston (the cat)

It feels great to be queer. I love my non binary partner and my cat named after Daniel Johnston

Me and my parasocial relationship with my boyfriend's boss

My partner just bought The Scholars on vinyl and got so excited they threw up. I'm gonna marry this twink on god

Ashing a cig and having the wind blow it back on your shirt is like three 9/11s

They laced my shit with the wanting to pound a dude drug

It's me. I'm y'all.

Y'all will smoke cigarettes for the taste and eat pussy raw but god forbid someone put a tomato on your burger

Communist Daughter by Neutral Milk Hotel being labeled "How it feels to fap my boner off a 500mg edible"

Guys I'm really high rn. Is this funny or nah?

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

Someone just left me a hate comment and then deleted it, which was sad because I had a really good comeback

"I don't support Trump, but you shouldn't cut people off for supporting him." Let's get one thing straight: "disagree and still be friends" is not an option for people who are direct targets of Trump's genocidal agenda. Check your privilege before telling a minority to learn to "agree to disagree"

Just brought up FNAF lore in my cognitive neuroscience class I love college

I would like to formally announce the release of my new single "Flat Tits, Flat Earth" the transgender flat earther anthem

I miss when people put effort into their political cartoons instead of posting AI "drawings" of dead birds. It really screams apathy for your cause

Jeffrey Miller (top left), Allison Krause (top right), Sandy Scheuer, (bottom left), William Schroeder (bottom right)

Today marks 55 years since the murder of Jeffrey Miller, Allison Krause, Sandy Scheuer, and William Schroeder at the hands of the Ohio National Guard. May we never forget. Rest in power 🕊

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My freshman year of college was written by a girl who only reads toxic yaoi

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Happy May Day! Know your rights as workers! Support the unions and take a stand against union busting! laborlab.us

Happy May Day everyone!
Solidarity Forever
"They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn,
But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn.
We can break their haughty power; gain our freedom when we learn
That the Union makes us strong." - Ralph Chaplin

I <3 my midwest emo boy wife

Missing orange tuxedo maine coon Text: "Have you seen this cat?? Answers to the name Cheeto and has a blue collar with silver stars on it. In the Akron area near campus. If found or seen call 330-749-8137

⚠️ATTENTION AKRON FOLKS⚠️

My best friend's ESA, Cheeto, went missing this weekend. He got out on Allyn St and had a possible sighting near around Spicer. Please be on the look out for him, especially around UA campus.

When are you going to stop eating shrimp with wimps and start eating bacon stew with my pagan crew?

I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books