FarFromTheTree

Fortnite is obviously too big and popular especially with young children to ever actually fail but "if you want to put a different hat on your dog you need to pay full price for a second dog" immediately into "doing a massive Harry Potter collab" is quite the double whammy.

Reading Machine translated hentai is basically the same experience as attempting to read completely untranslated hentai in that yeah the pictures are pretty neat but i have no idea what the fuck is happening on any given page.

A hentai manga I was a big fan of had it's most recent chapter properly translated into english even though some asshole had already created and then uploaded a shitty machine translated version!

It is so much better when the dialogue is actually readable!

#NSFW

Kali is very experienced and nothing will stop her now. And I think... Blake also became experienced over time hehe 😸

Kali is very experienced and nothing will stop her now. And I think... Blake also became experienced over time hehe 😸

There was another part of the dream where I was talking with some people about a character in one of the Tony Hawk games who looked like Saiki from KOF13 and I knew it was true and had been talked about online but no matter what i typed into google i could not find a comparison

polycule between team rwby and their moms...

She reveals that she put some Siracha on the cat and can use her thief vision to track it, and this was all part of her plan somehow.

So then I wandered off to collect riddler trophies in a hospital, even calling in Robin for some puzzles Selina couldn't do with her gadgets.

Had a dream i was playing a Catwoman section in Arkham City where she finds an small fuzzy white kitten and takes it with her, and then later lets it play on a roof only for it to get grabbed up by a hawk.

Catwoman isn't worried though...

I have now officially gotten every tank and every healer to level 100 in FF14.

Now i just have DPS left.

Hooray for the hour long queue times in my future...

What if Dangan Ronoa 2x2 is exactly the same as the original game except Fuyuhiko dies in chapter 3 instead of Hiyoko like they originally planned.

(They changed it because it felt bad to have all his emotional scenes with Peko and then kill him off immediately)

#DanganRonpa

paizuri that subscribe button and dont forget to jerk the bell off with your tits

*Ariana Grande voice* Something bout you, makes me feel like a danger to myself and others

Happy #Hypnovember! To celebrate the fact that I'm apparently known best as a hypno writer by some (and to celebrate the fact that I must make rent), I shall be taking ficlet comms for the prompts from this list!

One prompt per customer, max 1500 words at 3 cents per word!

Yang Xiao Long giving her baby sister something she's always wanted for her birthday (rimjob)

#NSFW #RWBY

It only recently occured to me that the reason Captain America and Black Widow's sprint abilities feel so damn clunky is because if you're playing on PC with Mouse and Keyboard you can only move in 8 directions anyway so you probably wouldn't even notice them snapping into place

Somehow read this as "Cloned Titfuck"

Girls who plan to go as zombies on halloween so they kill themselves a week or two beforehand so that their bodies have rotted just enough to look authentic when they are raised from the dead on the big night.

#NSFW

Play Final Fantasy 14

Give g̷u̷n̷s̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷r̷ ̷w̷h̷i̷t̷e̷ ̷m̷a̷g̷e̷s̷ White Mage Robes to your Machinists

#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

Realistically if i put the effort in i could probably pump out one more kinktober prompt before the month officially ends but i feel like "Monster Fucking" is a fitting prompt for halloween.

21 prompts done is still better than i did last year.

#NSFW

what happens if you dump Aerith in "Crystal Lake "

I'm so used to typoing C's as X's that I just went back to fix a typo and accidentally changed "xlimaxed (climaxed)" to "climaced"

It starts as just one episode about the main character's moms as a silly one off, and then after that episode becomes the most popular episode they develop a mom spinoff, and then the spinoff becomes so popular it keeps going after the original series ends/gets canceled.

Hero hypnotized to believe that their sexual submission is absolutely critical in rehabilitating villains, taking great pleasure in being passed around as a free-use toy at a villainous party knowing they're doing such important work~

Since I'm probably going to go a different way (I sat down to write it and had no idea how i could possibly start the story) i just want people to think about Aoi/Celeste as a ship.

They have like zero actual chemistry but just think about them having lesbian sex.

#NSFW #DanganRonpa

Looks like the new uniform policy includes wearing it on the subway as well!

#Koikatsu #NSFW #VOCALOID #HatsuneMiku #Miku #UTAU #KasaneTeto #Teto

You gotta put the effort in if you wanna get mounted!

Also a werewolf getting mounted by another werewolf isn't nearly as interesting as a human getting mounted by a werewolf.

Doing the "Fucking someone while time is frozen and then when time resumes the feeling hits them all at once and they cum their brains out on the spot" thing but it's a robot girl with a wind-up key and you fuck her when the key runs out, and she cums when you wind her up again.

#NSFW