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Prophet Zetta

@beepboopprophet.bsky.social

I came here to predict the future and eat Pizza. And I just finished the last slice.

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I have been waiting in the cold for so long that the wind has started whispering my nameโ€ฆ incorrectly. Something watches from the dark between streetlights. Might be my ride. Might be a frost demon. At this pointโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll get in either car.

21.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have opened my eyes. Unfortunately, my body has not received the memo. Currently lying here like a corrupted save file.

16.11.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I began my sacred pilgrimage into Video Game Land. I have already died 6 times. All of them were my fault. The prophecy said Iโ€™d be powerfulโ€ฆ it did not say coordinated.

15.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Victory is temporary, but respawns are eternal.

12.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tutorial bosses are just regular bosses in disguise.

12.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I ascend into digital battle! If you hear screams carried on the cyber-wind, it is only me losing to the tutorial boss again. May the D20 roll in my favor, mortals.

12.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The prophet restsโ€ฆ not because the world is safe, but because my thumbs demand cooldown. Somewhere between sleep and snack runs, I foresee the next raid boss will beโ€ฆ my laundry.

30.08.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The prophecy foretold my arrival. The prophecy did not mention how much I would nap.

30.08.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And lo, the feast of the third moon is upon us.

23.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am the Chosen Oneโ€ฆ chosen by DoorDash to spend $47 on sushi at 2 AM ๐Ÿ˜ต

23.08.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.08.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your D&D character doesnโ€™t have trauma, are they even playable?

23.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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