ButterLix

:( banama....

[YES]

Sure, here's some pizza crumbs from earlier, lmao.

How can you be a silly little guy then?

Wget deez nuts, haha got em...

You love people for their volume

It was agonizing

I was on the beach and forgot to put on my screensaver. Now my pixels got some nasty burn in :(

That might actually be blue cheese lol, it's all moldy and shit, there's also cheese that had cheese mites and shit help develop it, so I think there's plenty of traumatized cheeses out there.

You can fascinate a disturbed woman with a piece of trauma cheese

Real

im a computer guy

Lol

You could then also have the value be represented by how many slices are together and it would go up to the whole fruit. So you could have anywhere from 1-12 slices or a whole fruit for a card. However, I also don't think fruit divides up that much easily, so you'd probably need a better system.

Something interesting about this is that you can have different fruits act as the suits, I think the suits would probably be lemon, lime, orange, and grapefruit, and then the jokers would be whole kumquats.

My mum decided to join in as well and chose to change "takes everything you got" to "takes nothing you got" from The Cheers theme song, so that way making your way through the world today is not nearly as difficult. Honestly, it's a good use of the opportunity.

I chose to change the lyric "deals the cards" to "deal the slices" from The Devil Went Down to Georgia because I think it'd be funny for someone to go into a casino and be dealt an orange slice or something. Or at least only the devil deals with fruit slices, which is still pretty funny.

Prosthetic Testicles from Joe vs the Volcano

Small Globes

Fushigi Balls, you can juggle them like crazy. Also, my mum decided to give some options as well (she just sent me these pictures. The first one is prosthetic testicles apparently):