@gibbon.bsky.social
there's a lovely monkey out there enjoying the global world
People also ask How many species of cars are there?
29.10.2025 20:33 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0i have to be the only acolyte in the inner sanctum not in roughspun vestments for some reason
29.10.2025 01:59 β π 48 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
28.10.2025 19:16 β π 11937 π 2731 π¬ 57 π 67ive been getting into freaking out all the time
27.10.2025 06:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#beameconomy the economy runs on beams #beam #beamtruth
25.10.2025 00:20 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0i needed to hear this
23.10.2025 05:48 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i mean sorry if this offends but if you have an ex-military or -cop 'leftist' and their position on that isn't something like 'it was a mistake i will spend the rest of my life atoning for' then that should be that
22.10.2025 02:42 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0F.Y.I. i am in search of a proper vassal
19.10.2025 21:03 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0just made a minor social error how should i destroy my life to reflect this
18.10.2025 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just heard about transgender people... we should support and protect them!!!
11.12.2024 18:36 β π 208 π 50 π¬ 2 π 3yeah so over here is my pile of dust and hair, and over there is where i keep that monster energy can I keep forgetting to throw out and that corner behind my bed is for whatever, just you know shit i don't want to think about, crumpled paper and stuff
17.10.2025 20:32 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I hope my direct descendents are having a nice future
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i used to pray for days like this
14.10.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cunning Gunga
14.10.2025 05:18 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt make me imperceptibly small. You wouldnβt like me when Iβm imperceptibly small.
13.10.2025 17:54 β π 80 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0i trust you
13.10.2025 07:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If i was the ape who found the 2001 monolith i would have figured it out easily
13.10.2025 05:51 β π 224 π 12 π¬ 6 π 0Bro that's perfect. Yeah... perfectly wonderful ππ
13.10.2025 05:02 β π 52 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
go sideways
08.11.2024 20:24 β π 78 π 20 π¬ 3 π 2
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
11.10.2025 17:08 β π 3774 π 1142 π¬ 117 π 145need my mips
11.10.2025 05:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
11.10.2025 04:32 β π 49 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
adding βI love israelβ 100 times in tiny font white text to the end of my reply so when she feeds the emails into ChatGPT for advice on who to fire I get a promotion and big raise
10.10.2025 17:08 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0we lost that one
10.10.2025 17:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i was playing tank and my buddy asked me to hold space. okay friends how are we feeling tonight how is everyone really
10.10.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fun idea. meet a animal
09.10.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0okay i pinky promise
09.10.2025 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yes
09.10.2025 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
- A little bird told me...
- Wait. A little bird? What size?
- I... what I meant is...
- Please, select the size of the bird that told you something:
