monkey lovely 😍🐒🦍♥️

A sign that reads: Looking for the Elevator? It’s near Sharks & Rays

Yikes…I’ll take the stairs

Superfund site for thoughts

Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth !
Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄

butler ! fetch mine pizza bread from yonder oven

angelic beast

cheeky little monkeys of the world

my name is Tumbledown Squalor

The hearth isn't real. The logs are plastic. Someone died for this. They gave her a blanket that made her sick. They put her under something. I can't ask her what to do.

wriggle nightbug is such a beautiful name for a young woman

Am I supposed to be thankful or inspired about the only trans person in the olympics being a man forced to compete with women? Because it just pisses me off lol

oh my fucking god dude

how it feels when no horses in russia

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

LITTLE DETECTIVE Little Detective is a hole in my head. It promises that it's the only school worth study. It beckons me to where I can best learn. It puts me in spiderwebs, in stretching spiraling cannibal families, in silent pacts with undead, in tar pits mouth-deep, eyes open, bearing witness. It makes me fight on your terms. It makes the years tick forward. I learn the most on the bleeding edge. How could I ask another to bleed? I take initiative. I build my case. I survive anything. If I can't, the evidence will absolve me. Your shadow will be forever banished by the light I release when you cut me open.

Spent 15 minutes looking at all the different Luna bar flavors and imagining how good they would taste then choked down a protein bar for men and went to sleep

I'm sorry you got attacked at the bus stop. If you need to, you can stay in my human hive. We are all connected through long strands of toxic mucus and we are changing the course of history with a hum that will become like an avalanche in time. Do you have an irregular heartbeat

every single woman should buy a gun

#silenthill

to the victor go the frankensteins

no skin off my back

our oldest primate ancestors were terminal branch feeders

S24 PaveJet paver laying machine.

lolt64 tweets: TheTruster followed you New message from TheTruster I believe you.

Suffix, Counter 3. counter for buddhas

i believe they are weak to Desire

I'm not an unusual guy. I just like to doggedly pursue people around the environment...

You know what they should put in drinks? Balls. And I’ll spare no expense on bigger straw infrastructure to bring my vision to fruition