Becky O

I like the first day of Olympics because it’s my first time watching the 7 ads I’m going to watch for two weeks straight.

I’m still trying to figure out how to watch the original!

Boy do I have some news for these people about the founding fathers…

Ugh.

Sleep well, darth. Will be looking for you on or around opening day.

This is the one I saw! He does Rojas’ necklace too. www.instagram.com/reel/DQnV1Gn...

Conforto started all season, Molly.

Sarah, are they going to invent a rule that you can’t walk someone more than four times in a game in the post season after this game?

It truly is not fair of the Dodgers to make me care about baseball now after watching a full season of Conforto.

As a Dodger fan I was indifferent, but the Blue Jays winning means we’re flying my dad out from Canada so he can see his team play mine in the World Series, and that’s really special.

But also Yamamoto!

This season was truly uninspired! And I think we know why…or rather who.

Kind of loved how that made the team laugh. Good motivator. Villain origin story.

This is a Tungsten Arm O’Doyle stat

I bet he takes direction well. Or shows up to practice every day.

Jeff and I did Nightcap together! So happy to see two fellow alumni thriving!

Out of fairness not winning the first two games were also mistakes.

What’s that meme? Call an ambulance…not for me…

So close!

Charlie Kirk wasn't from New York. He didn't live in New York. The shooting didn't happen in New York.

In July he Tweeted "Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who don’t belong."

Why did the New York Yankees have a moment of silence for him?

You know that he’s sitting in his office FUMING about this.

Interviewer: do you own a labubu?

Jimmy Stewart: a labubu!? I don't even know what the heck that is

Guy operating the polygraph machine: he's lying

Jimmy Stewart: now now now hang on a dang minute see

My husband was never madder at me than when I told him my plan to go first and be “queen of the zombies.”

Just putting it out there that the president should be the first person to have to do the presidential fitness test.

My birthday is the 27th and I think we might be wishing for the same thing.

The New Orleans Pharmacy Museum. No you do not get to try pharmaceuticals.

For me it’s not the people, but the companies that are still using it as a marketing tool for outreach. Like why do you think that this is the place to find customers, and associate your brand with it??!!

The cool thing about having cable is that I’ve watched parts of at least five Jurassic Park movies this weekend.

@tomothethird.bsky.social played this n the car while we were running “fun” errands.

the Pope using his vessels the Chicago White Sox to punish Clayton for being a protestant weirdo :(