@evanmack.me.bsky.social
probably too high atx
I love the sun! 🌞
23.02.2025 19:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I swear every house in Denton looks exactly the same
13.01.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate a level of respect to give you.
11.01.2025 02:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way he tries to hop in the back lmao 🤣 #lonestarghetto
09.01.2025 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y'all worry too much #hakunamatata
07.01.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a post of mine that says "i gotta go to the bathroom" inserted into a stock image template with balloons to the side
i operate a small business where i offer to take any one of your posts, insert it into this template i found that adds some balloons, and send it to you as a jpeg file. i charge $500 for this, and for $3500 i can remove the watermarks as well. this could be your post
07.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 3527 🔁 266 💬 109 📌 7
This audiobook is freaking hilarious
05.01.2025 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love never going outside
05.01.2025 05:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is hilarious
05.01.2025 05:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Brew will fuck you up. Be careful
05.01.2025 05:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's important to do mushrooms at least once a year just for the emotional and psychological reset. You'll thank me later.
05.01.2025 05:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I'm curious how the quality and nutrition of the food factors into this debate
05.01.2025 03:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I take this as a challenge
05.01.2025 02:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about the cleanup?
05.01.2025 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How did we let this happen? Things are out of control
05.01.2025 02:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And exploiting others to do it for them
05.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I finally quit burrito taxis and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Can't believe I used to do that everyday
05.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm doing a survey. Like this post if you know what HEB is without looking it up.
05.01.2025 02:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I went to the library today
05.01.2025 02:02 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need Blue sky to be more like the real world and less like the internet
05.01.2025 01:35 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What do you feed those monsters?
05.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do people share things that they have negative emotions about?
05.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penis farts
31.12.2024 13:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least the bots like my posts
29.12.2024 03:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you're a security guard you can fuck off. You have no authority over me.
29.12.2024 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you listen to me. I will show you the way.
28.12.2024 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love the library
27.12.2024 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Demi Moore's character in The Substance is absolutely beautiful
26.12.2024 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't shame being alone on Christmas. We're perfectly fucking happy being alone
26.12.2024 00:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dummy thicc Grinch with Christmas lights up thier ass twerking that big hairy Grinchussy
Merry Christmussy and/or Happy Hannukussy, gang
25.12.2024 23:58 — 👍 288 🔁 54 💬 29 📌 7
