🎃The Jonestown Jamboree🎃 (cults are already scary)

oh shit, dude's a libertarian?!

that explains it. even dumber and more shameless than i thought. lol

lol this bigoted motherfucker thinks stripping civil rights from citizens is exactly like a minor quibble over how we spend tax dollars on the paint color of county snowplows.

holy shit if i was saying this, i'd be super ashamed, but this guy? no shame at all. also probably dumb as fuck.

"this is the worse most offensive form of bigotry! the kind against me!"

lol go back to sleep grampy.

there you go being a prime example of why lead in gasoline and paint during childhood has had major negative ripple effects decades after.

go back to facebook and enjoy the nostolgia ai slop, granddad.

probably drinking hose induced brain damage. from the looks of their pf they're a.) probably a genx'er and b.) have a brain full of holes and plaques.

this is my life literally every day at work. ;_;

some people get super weird about tech/online stuff. like it's not enough to say "yah, not my thing dawg". gotta make sure you and everyone else understand that the thing they don't like is the worse, you're a monster for talking about it, and everyone who doesn't hate it is a failed human.

wild.

so do either of you dumbfucks have anything of value to add or are you just here to glaze the management?

yes, the point was dumb fucks like you who go "oh what's your plan then?!" are at best morons.

it's not our jobs to fix everything. we are not the ones with power or money. maybe get your precious lib pols/celebs to start fighting back since you know, they have money and power.

fucking idiot.

pretty cool how you just skated by the entire point.

you're not very smart. lol

is...is buster wearing a flasher coat?

i hate him more and more every day.

god it's like a bingo card for the most insufferable and tedious person you could think of.

bet they get invited to all the fun parties. lol

hey dipshit, none of us are politicians or anyone else with power.

how about you stow the obnoxious false dilemma logical fallacies? it don't make you look clever, dumb-dumb.

how are you not embarrassed that the numbers don't back you up yet you still bang on with this horseshit?

are you just that stupid (probably) or don't really care about anything but "blue team win" (also probably)?

This reminds me I found a shipping tube buried in my attic and was surprised to see a really high quality print of "Squid vs. Wienermobile" I never framed.

Won't my wife be surprised when she sees it hanging over there mantle.

lol motherfucker trying to keyjingle everyone instead of doing literally anything of substance.

then do some research, guy.

there's this cool thing called the internet that can answer your very earnest questions.

yah, i ain't doing any of that. lol

not you or any one else is going to "go after bluesky legally" if there's a breach.

just made up fud and/or "But what about!" ism.

arg!

#fuckaas

i mean.

which, if you haven't seen it here, #fuckass is the beacon for finding each other over there. chef's kiss on that one.

lol totally fair! i just know jorts especially is getting pounded from fellow fuckaas'ers joining up right now.

all that shit can happen here too, poindexter.

this is just "but what about!" fud.

it sounds like they're backlogged on applications (also waiting for one).

ok boomer

lol ok boomer

i mean, i'm not the one white-knighting the vc backed company in their hour of need, my guy...

the bsky crew are not going to fuck you for simping for them. how pathetic and embarrassing for you. have some dignity. be less desperate. lol

"never forget" and crying eagles are still the butt of jokes for my friends and i.

what a stupid time to be alive lol

🐘 𝑰𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑯𝑬'𝑺 𝑯𝑶𝑾 𝑻𝑶 𝑫𝑶 𝑨 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑫𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫 🐘

Hello! I'm gonna try my best to organize the important basic info here before hopefully making some sort of Actual Guide. Feel free to ask me any questions.

kinda same. i'm having to strangle replies because there is so much incorrect stuff flying all over bsky about mastodon. like flat out wrong, but being parroted in the most confident way.

and i'm really trying to not reply because that's not helpful right now. >.<