William Pinner

The Fox News chyron reads "Latest Dem hoax" at the same time that Brendan Carr confirms that yes, the FCC would've "enforced the law" and gone after CBS had Colbert aired his interview with Talarico on TV

In the context of the game, I think it absolutely does represent that. That's why I'm suggesting that she should have an ability that gives her that luck and/or longevity. I don't disagree that she should be hard to kill, I just think doing it via toughness is the wrong avenue. We can disagree.

Sure but I don't think that translates to toughness. Shredder punches her and she's down hard. He just didn't get to punch her because the turtles always save her.

She should have like "Turtle-touched" or something, where if a Turtle character is in play means she takes no damage, and she is a 1/1. 2/5 is crazy.

2/5? Talk about your power creep from a lore perspective...

Did someone say "negative effects"?

I mean, it's her or it's Tobias.

How does it even last through casting. With a /0 toughness, isn't it just immediately dead?

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

You don't want to see me with a cache of remote mines in The Complex, no sir.

First time we've seen an update to Fascist Barbie since the Eva Braun model went out of stock in the mid '40s.

Probably not. Not more than usual in downtown, I mean.

Apocryphal! He's a heretic!

How's that different from any other Wednesday, re: Jim Jordan being an ass?

With our education system, is that very surprising?

Guys, guys, they're just expecting a little quid pro paedo. What's the big deal?

Yeah, it's tough to imagine...

Weird flex for Amazon here, but I guess any press is good press?

Goldman to Lyons: "You said in your opening statement that references to ICE as 'the Gestapo' or 'secret police' encourages threats against ICE agents. The problem is you have it backwards. People are simply making valid observations about your tactics, which are un-American and outright fascist."

So many of us are so, so very stupid.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Oops, All Field Goals!

So we're all pretty bored, right? Not just me?

Man, I don't care about this game at all, but I do still just sort of hate the Patriots.

Jeffries: Bigotry against *me*? Well now we must definitely all stand up and push for change!

Also Jeffries: Bigotry against Latinos or Palestinians? I think we should take a slow, measured approach to our criticism.

No, they're really not.

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

The leader of the Party of States Rights, ladies and gentlemen!

Super jelly

I swear, @bencollins.bsky.social , y'all should just start publishing exactly what they're saying. You can't get crazier.