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I like to make things.

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Well. Permanently banned from Reddit. I've had that account for sixteen years. I did nothing wrong. WTF

22.03.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#itstimefordodgerbaseball

22.02.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Report: Dodgers, Enrique Hernรกndez agree to new contract Kikรฉ Hernรกndez and the Los Angeles Dodgers agreed to a new contract, a source told The Athletic's Fabian Ardaya.Details of the agreement aren't yet known.Hernรกndez teased the reunion on social media v...

And now for some good news! Woooohooooo Kikรฉ!!
www.thescore.com/mlb/news/321...

09.02.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Origami

06.02.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like the Massachusetts Nixon bumper stickers hehe

04.02.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wish I was dumber. Or at least willfully ignorant. Would I be blissful? Or just full of hate for things I didn't understand? Is knowing better?

03.02.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone have advice on starting to use a CPAP? How long did it take to get used to? After 2 nights of trying I feel worse than I did before. I know it takes some time, but how long will I be a zombie before actual rest kicks in?

01.02.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another long unfinished project done. Wall hanging.

29.01.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

29.01.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#NeverForget

28.01.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51109    ๐Ÿ” 10996    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1066    ๐Ÿ“Œ 367

Now I guess all of those Americans that had jobs taken away from them can finally get a job now, right? (/s because apparently people can't tell)

27.01.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The snow outside means multiple crime scenes inside

27.01.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
About a foot of snow covering a tree and a truck

About a foot of snow covering a tree and a truck

Blargh

27.01.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Small beige dog laying on colorful pillows on the sun

Small beige dog laying on colorful pillows on the sun

Someone is enjoying our last day of sun for a while

25.01.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck

24.01.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So why doesn't Trump just tell then to lower the price of eggs. I mean he said he would lower grocery prices. What's the problem? /s

24.01.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blue and white snowflake and flower lap quilt held up outside in the sun.

Blue and white snowflake and flower lap quilt held up outside in the sun.

Another finished project. I think I started this one more than 10 yrs ago. I didn't make a new year's resolution to finish projects I started and never finished, but it feels good.

24.01.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose you're correct on that. He turns my stomach so I don't understand it. I think maybe people see themselves in him and think this means they too can be rich and powerful, it's just everyone else's fault they are not. The ones already in power see someone they can use to get their way.

23.01.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chaotic Evil Orc, though without the +4 strength modifier ( -2 Intelligence, -2 Wisdom, -2 Charisma).... Though I don't really want to insult Chaotic Evil Orcs like that.

23.01.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's "mexico is going to pay for the wall" all over again.

22.01.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lawful Good is black and white with absolutely no wiggle room. Neutral Good sees the shades of grey in the world.

22.01.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In grade school,my social studies teacher had a poster that said,"Those who don't study history are condemned to repeat it"I thought it meant if you fail the class,you have to take it again.
I don't want to take this class again because too many people didn't study. The US is a failed group project.

22.01.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small Chihuahua curled up on his side, sleeping with his tongue sticking out.

Small Chihuahua curled up on his side, sleeping with his tongue sticking out.

I just can't with his cuteness

22.01.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. To design haute couture
2. Home economics (yep they still called it that in 1988)
3. Changed once I was older & went back to school to physical anthropology
4. I'm a maker/creator of wooden race awards and custom swag items from keychains to t shirts. I did work in fashion for years in the 90s.

22.01.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Flavor Flav Launches Fundraiser for Black Families Displaced by Wildfires: โ€˜Letโ€™s Make L.A. Strong, Babyโ€™ Flavor Flav has launched a fundraiser supporting Black families displaced by the Los Angeles wildfires. Get the details.

Flavor Flav Launches Fundraiser for Black Families Displaced by Wildfires: "Letโ€™s Make L.A. Strong, Baby"

21.01.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 718    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Those noodles look amazing.

22.01.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only us cis white middle/upper middle class people can ignore him - if we don't give a crap about anyone but ourselves. Though if that were the case, I would have voted for the idiot.

22.01.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get that you're trying to stay positive, but really, there are only worse days to come.

20.01.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hand holding Guinness beer pint shaped shot glass with a golden colored tequila in it.

Hand holding Guinness beer pint shaped shot glass with a golden colored tequila in it.

A shot of Teremana Aรฑejo to commemorate the deletion of my FB account! Ok, I'm actually just sipping it because I can't do shots.

20.01.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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