Tax Fraud

Justice for Wank Clown

spent the last few days telling the bing ai image generator to make me some memes, here are some highlights:

Screenshot of a draft I’m about to discard that says “she Ann on my Feinstein till she Di”

they deleted him from the game i am so getting banned from twitter

(can still beat his ass if ur quick tho!)

alas, his squad shows up to decimate you at like 8-10 turns remaining iirc

The forces between Evil and Good are fighting a war in heaven

🥺❤️

we need to bring back poison bottles that have skulls and cross bones on them

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[republican debate]

trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!

*booing*

desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!

trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!

*booing intensifies*

Sorry to all you SAFE SPACE BETAS but in the REAL WORLD there are NO BLOCKS. You HAVE to TALK WITH ME, just like the women who work at APPLEBEES. You might be able to see that they are UNCOMFORTABLE, but I let them know their TIP depends on it 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Baldur's Gate 3: Should You Left Click or Right Click The Ground After The Tutorial and How Will That Affect Your Remaining Time On Earth

stephen king will never love you

A movie that wears liberal feminism on its sleeve made a billion dollars and a musician who does same is a Beatles-level phenomenon, anyway here’s why people who think Amelia Bedelia is too sexual for school libraries speak for the mainstream of America

It's a sign of profound American decline that our white boys are no longer quirked up enough to compete in the global marketplace

And they’re saying we delved too greedily, they’re saying—do we like delving, folks? Do we love it. Mo-ri-a. We dug a thousand perfect mines, okay, but the elves, they don’t want you to know, and they’ve been very nasty to me

[after sex] hey lovely! there's been some drama with people thinking I’m not good at sex or whatever. i don't really care if they're saying/thinking that because at the end of the day we're all raised in society and probably say or do weird things.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

my "i have completely moved on and am NOT still mad" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

bitches be taking selfies in the car (im bitches)

sorry cant hang busy tonight

Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities

can you hear my typing on my mechanical keyboard. i am currently right now typing on my mechanical keyboard. can you hear it

THis is my guy. This is my guy right here [im pointing to a little bug]