What if I hugged you real tight then slowly let go then told you your blood pressure after? What would happen then
08.12.2024 04:14 — 👍 64 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0
I forgot about this
02.08.2024 20:57 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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I can’t believe it’s not butter!! We don’t know if this is butter!? Wtf is this!! LISTEN WE DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS!? *screams in the distance*
17.05.2023 01:07 — 👍 51 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
The water just came out on the 2nd squirt. Mustard is evolving!
14.05.2023 02:24 — 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
We are all very happy I’m here
13.05.2023 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m part of this wave
12.05.2023 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We did it!!
12.05.2023 22:42 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Former X Sadcat who lost his way. Looking for frens who wanna laugh.
Annapurna Funds, LP, formerly Colonel Trill
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 30 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
please do not read my bio
kendrick lobstar | https://linktr.ee/klobstar
Vulgar woman
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The world’s gonna kick you either way
Zwolf666 from Twitter, before Elon turned it into 4chan. Affably misanthropic hellspawn who needs a place to put goofy things he says. https://mastodon.world/@Zwolf at Mastodon, http://mightyblowhole.blogspot.com/
I am in the mafia.
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Giving away little pieces of myself every day, for FREE!
You can also find me on X:
https://twitter.com/Piecezilla?t=xR65ZAtqv4XKOsaAu7n9Ww&s=09
Envisioner of the Planet Of The Horses. Veteran potato observer. Sample text. Profile pic by @frovo.bsky.social
Mechatronic Technician and all-around Nerd Girl excited about retrogaming, general technology, Star Trek, D&D, comic books whatever else I like.
Contributing writer for RetroRGB
Callsign: VE7LNA
Also on Mastodon at @SuperSelena64@vmst.io
COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE.
HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST
MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
