kt

Fuck. Fuck!!!

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

sometimes she looks at me like it's my fault, and i'm like babe, there is literally nothing i can do to help with this! okay LOVE your dog brother, he seems like a large angel!! also a true man of the people, cheeseburgers > humans any day

i can't believe they literally called him a smokeshow in an official document

also idk why bsky made these images so much worse than they originally were... thanks, bsky!

a small black dog sitting up and looking at the camera

a small black dog lying down

this is LUCY! she is about a year old, she is 10lbs full grown, and she is a SCAMP!! she's shorter than the snow we have here right now, and when she farts, she turns to stare at her butt like it has betrayed her. (chronic illness/dog mom life is exhausting, but worth it.) HOW ABOUT YOU?

i am not fine about this

i wonder if there's canadian re-mailing services like there are in south korea.... RELEASE THE FLEECE (to meeeeee)

if there's no usa shipping, i'm going to need help from a canadian, please!!

OH NOOOOOO 😭😭😭 this is terrible news

tfw you're reading a great fic and then the author says something so patently wrong about boston that you are thrown ENTIRELY out of it 🤣 (not that i would wish boston traffic on anyone, but no one's getting out of the city in 30min in "bad" traffic, my guy)

I AM, i have a DOG now?? overall life is pretty good! i hope everything is SO wonderful on your end, i had such happy flashbacks seeing you pop up on my tl like that 💜💜

LMAO what a princess, i love her!!

might be time to go reread the magic shape-shifting soulmate-identifying dog that defies the laws of probability kradam fic again

crepe cake update: first half demolished. second half nibbled.

snow: shoveled. over and over again. you ever have a dog so tiny you have to shovel out part of your backyard for her?

HEY NEW FRIENDS AND OLD!!

for some reason this reminded me that i was in american idol s8 fandom at one point, how's THAT for a trip down memory lane

the scream i scrempt seeing that username again!!

NAME: kt aka abuseofreason
MAJOR FANDOMS: inception, teen wolf, bandom, spartacus, xfc, hannibal, amer idol s8, kingsman, heated rivalry
STUFF I DO: have dog and disabilities, love to beta but it's been a min, i'm always reading and bookmarking!

hollanov

in preparation for the storm, and in response to life in general, i ordered an entire mille crepe cake for just me myself and i. no regrets.

mine responds to "sneaky pete" so i'm going with yes

YouTube video by MockingJamie Heated Rivalry | Love Talk

This WayV Love Talk Heated Rivalry fanvid is a delicious crossover.

i am happily drowning myself in hollanov fic, the seratonin is so GOOD

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

the aol fantasy rp bulletin boards/chat rooms waaaaaaay back, or the personal web pages associated with aol screen names, or idk geocities? all these answers are so nerdy and essentially fandom related

i would excuse hudson if i couldn't hear every insane thing that leaves his lips, NO ONE IS INNOCENT HERE

straight to jail with them both

my immune system is still busted so we're trying not to see a lot of people rn BUT her name is lucy and i will keep you in mind for spring!! 🥰

NOW WITH PICTURE and hiiiiiii!!

a small black dog with a face like a teddy bear

here is my child

oh and I HAVE A DOG NOW and she's great js