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Why must my sneeze bleed into my retainers ๐Ÿ˜”

06.12.2024 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no reasom retainers should hurt. I just had braces on arent they doing the same thing??

04.12.2024 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My goal is to catch up on One Piece in 2025.

30.11.2024 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 460    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Nami owed money to loan sharks ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

01.12.2024 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's try again

- Metal Gear Series
- Honkai: Star Rail
- Resident Evil Series
- Wuthering Waves
- Sonic Series
- Hollow Knight
- Hearthstone
- Nier: Automata
- Celeste
- Silksong Waiting Room
- Frieren
- Dungeon Meshi
- One Piece

Let's see how many moots I get hehe

#promosky #gamingsky #gamer

24.11.2024 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 458    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of two testicles smiling.

One testicle hangs a little lower than the other so they donโ€™t touch each other because thatโ€™s gay.

Image of two testicles smiling. One testicle hangs a little lower than the other so they donโ€™t touch each other because thatโ€™s gay.

So gay.

24.11.2024 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20916    ๐Ÿ” 1247    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 907    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130

With thoughts like these needs enemies

22.11.2024 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can never tell if everyone else has there high beams on at night or if im the odd one out

22.11.2024 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why didnโ€™t anyone tell me thereโ€™s a gorgeous half red moon put tonight

22.11.2024 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cant wait to get home and sleep

22.11.2024 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whos gonna buy me Strokes merch?

22.11.2024 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think word choice matters in part because im stupid but also because im not smart

21.11.2024 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dis chrismas trynna kiss a mistlehoe under a mistletoe

21.11.2024 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

20.11.2024 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23693    ๐Ÿ” 3251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 313    ๐Ÿ“Œ 161

So many things I want to overshare no one to overshare them with

20.11.2024 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones

20.11.2024 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23950    ๐Ÿ” 1592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 432    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138
the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

19.11.2024 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49470    ๐Ÿ” 7767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 545    ๐Ÿ“Œ 295

I think we should take a step back before blindly accepting BlueSky Posts as skeets
#skeet #tweet

19.11.2024 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially after witnessing an onion go through

19.11.2024 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

probably feels good as fuck to be a huge door in dark Souls and get opened

18.11.2024 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do think itโ€™s time to remake Citizen Kane now.

With everything. The multiple wives, Grimes, X ร† A-12, the youthful idealism of a sort, Tesla, Mars, the weird robots, the sense of a human being *decaying* in front of your eyes.

18.11.2024 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1112    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market

Real history:

19.11.2024 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2649    ๐Ÿ” 481    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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And so it begins.

19.11.2024 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One piece? More like dumb piece

19.11.2024 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Today is one of those days where a taco and a margarita could fix my day.

19.11.2024 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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