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christopher crocker

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burn it all down

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FAROE ISLANDS!!!!

14.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did that guy get hit by the cannon?

14.11.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Washington should get an MLS team...

07.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

05.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9833    πŸ” 1730    πŸ’¬ 378    πŸ“Œ 98

Go Bobcats.

04.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frank Solich with a Gatorade jug of French fries being poured over him by two Ohio players, it’s Officially Friday

Frank Solich with a Gatorade jug of French fries being poured over him by two Ohio players, it’s Officially Friday

Ladies and gentlemen:

31.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

23.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12791    πŸ” 6420    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 461

Uhhh…wut??

22.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ahh...you got me, i did own a volkswagen

21.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
18.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en

14.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 326    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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What’s Jim Leyland like? What does he smell like? I would think it would be like a combination of Marlboro Reds and cherry lip gloss

11.10.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

New meme format

10.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1012    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 21

Oh yea he knew it.

06.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The drop in progressive passes and progressive dribbles from Nagbe in the past year has been disappointing. I would say bench him but…he is a warm body and that is the Crew this year

05.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I was upset about this for a bit, however, at least we’re not Penn State

04.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to hear Reds ownership explain they don’t need to spend any more money because, well…we β€œmade the playoffs”

01.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

29.09.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2171    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 172
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a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
20.09.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TIM WEAH UCL GOAL πŸš€

πŸŽ₯: Paramount+

16.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

Junior year of HS my history teacher was also our Village Mayor so, yes politics came up.

16.09.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stupid Sexy Bryce Eldridge

Stupid Sexy Bryce Eldridge

Stupid Sexy Ned Flanders

Stupid Sexy Ned Flanders

16.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

If Baker Mayfield attempted this with the Browns the Texans return it and win the game.

16.09.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3 points #Crew96

14.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

DELETE DELETE DELETE

14.09.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Bobcats!!

13.09.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2-0 ATL

13.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doing some research at the National Soccer HOF archives in North Carolina today and doing my very best to alienate everyone here, too.

12.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

So, the apostles were just a bunch of VC bros?

12.09.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 11 year old wrote a poem. Can I be a proud dad and share it because I think it’s pretty good

10.09.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

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