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Just some ducks enjoying peas

YAAAAAAS!! LFG REIGN!!

3' GOAL ADAMES!! WHAT A START!

It's ok to take care of yourself.
It's ok to get some rest.
It's ok to become a gently mad lighthouse keeper who spends their days cursing the sea and nights chatting with moon spirits and writing an unending novel about ghost whales.

Odd, how South Park is covering Kristi Noem and her ICE hooligans more accurately than The New York Times.

This is too real.

Idiot holding pint of blackberries at the store.

Idiot Buys Blackberries at the Store: tinyurl.com/bde2d4ft

Wow!!!

Greeeeeeat. The evening commute is already tough with overcrowded trains due to revive-I5 and tourists and sporting events and concerts and ALL THE THINGS.

Farthest I've been:

N: Reykjavik, Iceland
E: Wellington, New Zealand
S: Auckland, New Zealand
W: Honolulu, Hawaii

My previous farthest south was in Gqeberha, South Africa (formerly Port Elizabeth) but New Zealand is even further!!

Street art in downtown Seattle depicting ice agents arresting Jesus and the orange idiot.

I love the smell of resistance in the morning.

Fuck yes.

Wonder Woman and Batman are my easy top 2. For 3, it may be a tie between Catwoman, Harley Quinn and Supergirl.

I have lived by Special Agent Dale's Cooper wisdom since he first shared it back in the day. Coffee, black as midnight on a moonless night is a perfect present.

This is Horus. He got a lot of attention on a recent flight in Mexico. Clearly the other passengers have never flown with someone so handsome. 14/10 we're told he was very well behaved (TT: denniabuendagalvn, paulinagtza_, cheetahbash, cristianjbetancourt)

Happy #WrinkleWednesday

A painting of a bird next to the words "it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day"

Ahahaha

And I can't stress enough

Hahahahahaha

Jess Fishlock, Jordyn Bugg, Ana-Maria Crnogorčević, and Hanna Glas of our @reignfc.com help out with the Seattle Storm T-Shirt Toss!

#SeattleReignFC #SeattleStorm #SeattleSports

Familiar acronyms mean very different things here in the haunted woods:

NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forgotten Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything

Jennifer Marlowe on WKRP in Cincinnati was the most interesting TV character of the '70s/early '80s, the shrewd & caring anti-dumb-blonde. R.I.P., Loni. I hope Burt had a party to welcome you upstairs

Jess Fishlock and Lauren Barnes. The OGs.

Team depth, the not-so-secret sauce.

Jess Fishlock on the @reignfc.com victory.

Thank you @reignfc.com for making my birthday game awesome!! 💙👑🏳️‍🌈

86' | GOOOOOOAL REIGN!! Fishlock's shot is deflected off an Angel City player and hits the back of the net for the 2-0!