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Shout out to all the hard working people that take fried beans fry them all over again

I feel I've been misled as to the importance of surf rock guitars and improvisational jazz in cold war spy craft

It's simple really, just a spicy meatball inside a manacotti stuffed into a calzone baked inside a lasagna.

I just attempted to mouth off to @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social about the number of chicken nuggets availabe for order from McDonalds, but I was clapped back with so much force that my protons seperated from my neutrons.

pretty much nothing went to plan but in hindsight it turned out great ❤️

was it poor taste to post my chacuterie photos right after making a cannabilism joke 😬

humble brag when you have enough photography chops that you can bend certain rules and it doesnt look like bullshit

girls scout cookies for cannibals would be called skin mints

I may be in the minority but I think the Peoples Court theme song would slap if they played it on a saxaphone instead of a piano

quiet down, do you want anarchy in the streets? the masses are not ready for Cheetoast

ok vice president then?

Is there a Krull fan club out there somewhere that needs a new fan club President, because I'm your guy.

Sadly Children of the Soy never took off as a franchise the way Children of the Corn did.

I choose them ALL I choose Horror undivided!

The Tardigrade of the Baskervilles

The Pangolin of the Baskervilles

nobody:
me: twizzlers have a plasticy flavor while red vines have a more waxy flavor

If we can't have flying cars, could we at least get submersible cars?

no, I will not choose just one

I suspect the feeling is mutual

The only morale reason to consume a beet is to stave off death from starvation.

So grateful that @cateyepress.bsky.social asked me to chat about my love of #gastrohorror! They also have a book called Cursed Cooking! It’s an anthology and cookbook! Go check it out!

www.cateyepress.com/store/p/curs...

Let's build a technology so powerful it can end civilization, but don't worry, we'll run it in a sandbox we vibe coded so it can't read your email.

a true visionary

The Sloth of the Baskervilles would have been a very different story to the one that we actually got.