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@archarzel.bsky.social

Other half of @devierue.bsky.social, Inkpusher for @printinkling.bsky.social Comics @ https://moonbrain.ink #potionheroes

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Latest posts by archarzel.bsky.social on Bluesky

The first two movies were technologically groundbreaking. This one doesn't seem to have gotten that memo, but I could be wrong.

10.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, it's already turned into watered down piss.

We need ONE high production AP showcasing how to play a decent NuSR to finally start plucking this corporate bloodsucker off the community's collective flesh.

10.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of mickey mouse sitting on a suitcase talking on a telephone . ALT: a cartoon of mickey mouse sitting on a suitcase talking on a telephone .

To think I've been attacked today for expressing criticism of a fandom x fandom cash grab by Hasbro.

Bluesky finally starting to feel like home.

10.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love when celebrities use their FU money like this. Not only is it the right thing to do, but it's messy (in a good way) and entertaining.

10.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'll be the first to know if I ever do ๐Ÿ˜†

10.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to title.

John Carpenter's Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

10.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't click in, and don't read these shirts, but holy shit I'm finding out just how fucking chaste I am when it comes to shit I'd print and sell if this is just off the fucking rack at a Spencers in the mall.

Time to start drawing tiddy in earnest.

10.10.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you find your entire tribe boss.

10.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's funny is that I don't even consider zombie movies horror. They're gory yes, but mostly thriller/action.

This is why I don't really like horror and have somehow amassed 150+ zombie movies.

10.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dice.camp A Mastodon server for RPG folks to hang out and talk. Not owned by a billionaire.

Exactly this. I remember people bitching about it when Twitter was going down:
"I don't want to be siloed!"

Like, No, you don't want to read and comprehend words good.

I'm on Dice.camp it's ttrpg specific, and I love it but I'm also strongly considering rebuilding my solo instance and an IRC.

10.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figure we've got a couple months of Blusky either collapsing or sorting its shit before everyone gives mastodon another shot, realizes what they weren't understanding about it, realizes "oh, actually, that's kind of a good thing innit?" and adapts to the quirks

Or we say fuck it and spool up DC++

10.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's amazing how fast someone will block you when you point out that they're the one who started the fight.

10.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Bebop mutton chops" sure feels like a complete sentence ๐Ÿ˜†

10.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, and a healthy adult runs around calling people they don't know "manchild"

10.10.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

10.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing you're in your 20s.

10.10.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I said- you lack context.

Which makes you the "immature asshole" in this conversation.

10.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this something you enjoy? Jumping into conversations without the necessary context and spouting meaningless brainrot?

Touch grass indeed.

10.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a teddy bear driving a car and saying not wrong ALT: a teddy bear driving a car and saying not wrong
10.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WIZARDS (1977, Ralph Bakshi)

10.10.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Go piss up a rope.

10.10.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"undermonetized" speedrun.

10.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5 years ago I would've lost my shit about this. Now it just depresses me.

10.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a fellow who needs a cane and a pocket full of Werther's Originals.

10.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A close up of a Siamese mix cat with blue eyes wrapped in a blanket. No thoughts behind the eyes.

A close up of a Siamese mix cat with blue eyes wrapped in a blanket. No thoughts behind the eyes.

This is the face of a 20 year old with no worries.

Spent the morning and a lot of money at the vet. Heโ€™s remarkably healthy and weโ€™ll see if the arthritis meds help his joints.

Everyone gave him pets and now heโ€™s sleeping.

Anyone buying things from me, know that youโ€™re funding this old man โค๏ธ

10.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it. Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently. Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands. Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

10.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3954    ๐Ÿ” 540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
Cover of "Dinosaurs' Halloween" by Liza Donnelly. A kids book depicting a kid and his dog trick or treating in dinosaur costumes, the lady at the door is smiling, around the side of the house a long dinosaur tail sticks out.

Cover of "Dinosaurs' Halloween" by Liza Donnelly. A kids book depicting a kid and his dog trick or treating in dinosaur costumes, the lady at the door is smiling, around the side of the house a long dinosaur tail sticks out.

Real ones know.

10.10.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TTRPGs need seasons, more specifically off-seasons and pre-seasons.

IDK, maybe I've been on the bench too long.

10.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say โ€˜UPPER CASEโ€™ and โ€˜lower case.โ€™

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

10.10.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1516    ๐Ÿ” 341    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny - Blood Knife The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.

Saw this article shared on FB and it's really fucking good. Definitely mirrors how I've felt about movies and TV for my whole damn life. I have commented so many times "Why is everyone in this office 'gym hot'? We need some god damn fat and friskies."

bloodknife.com/everyone-bea...

10.10.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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