Rube Walker

He can't die soon enough. You're all welcome to my party when he does.

The blue wave needs to bring sturdy ropes with it.

🇨🇦🇨🇦Best thing’s about Mark Carney. He answers the presses questions without blaming his predecessor. *see Trump Biden* He has a plan moving forward regardless Trumps threats. He’s easy to understand as he speaks English. He doesn’t post memes of him raining shit on our people. 🇨🇦🇨🇦

"But enough about me- let's talk about me."

The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

And a Saturday the 14th as well!

Atari Force was way better than it had any right to be.

Yes, I remember when our founders demanded drivers licenses at the polls.

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

I was childhood friends with a pro wrestler and my buddy dated a WWE wrestler when she was indy.

This Herman Munster motherfucker needs to be one of the first on the platform.

Oh damn, man. I am so sorry. I lost my wife as well. It is an unbelievable grief and my heart goes out to you.

Got it off the spinner rack at Murphy's Mart and my jaw dropped when I saw it.

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

What the fuck was that Dunkin ad? Was that the AI that's supposed to revolutionize the world and take our jobs? The AI that just made Ted Danson look like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer?

Garfield was my favorite. Maguire's Spidey II gets all the love and I actually fell asleep during it, in the theater.

I like the look on the guy's face. "You smell like French fries!"

Are people really just now figuring out Bill Cassidy? Did they think he was one of the good guys?

This is absolutely correct and of course there are people falling on their Schumer and Jeffries swords, like they've done a fucking thing to help.

Marvel Bromance

We get it. You're not going to watch the Super Bowl because you're above the NFL and sports in general. You reign supreme.

I guess if you think Sling Blade is "hot"?

Loved it. I was expecting generic Marvel and it ended up being more of a buddy cop show. Hoping to see more of both of them.

You're nothing but a lifelong politician making empty promises. Fuck right off.

What a fucking pig.