LaCarla! pero ahora aquí

¿Veis por qué no hay que retrasar la edad de jubilación?

It's like rushing up to an elderly woman about to cross the street, taking her hand, SPINNING HER AROUND IN A WHIMSICAL DANCE MOVE and running away.

A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.

Guapetónnn

Trans Day of Remembrance is over it's time for Trans Day of Sloppy Make Outs

pokémon femme y pokémon butch

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

aidanless behavior @AerialShading columbo is for people who sleep like honk shoo honk shoo but poirot is for people who sleep like snork mimimimi

Tengo que ir parriba, Burgos Galiza o Asturies pero he de subir urgentemente

QUÉ GUAPA SOCORRO

En el libro 'Invisible Inmigrants' de Luis Argeo y James D. Fernández encontramos esta reseña aparecida en La Voz Astur en el año 1919 que describe una romería organizada por la emigración asturiana en West Virginia (EEUU):
"Y era de ver cómo en el galante bable decían los mozos palabras de amor".

🎶Calea cabras

Ḷḷeváime a casa

Al sitiu

Del que soi

Virxinia Occidental 🎶

A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

A monolith is awkwardly placed in a man's living room. The man's friend asks "so how long has the monolith been in your living room?" The man says "couple of weeks..." He goes on "it tried to teach me Spanish, but I got lazy with it." The two men go back to watching television, ignoring the monolith.

a group of businessmen in identical suits are sat around a table. one makes a modified land acknowledgement that reads: “before we start this shareholder meeting i would just like to acknowledge whatever people may happen to suffer and/or die so that we can live lives of disgusting excess”

new poor people appeasement strategy

Diego the dog. German shepard Shiba mix. He is giving a paw. His ears are perpendicular to each other

This is the dog

A man wonders "how can we stop political acts from being reduced to mere spectacle." A woman obliviously draws. She looks up and says "huh? sorry, I wasn't listening. I was drawing a Hot Luigi." The man looks at her Yaoi-like drawin of assassination suspect Luigi Mangione. The man says "I dunno. Don't you think this cheapens it all?" The woman says "nah I'm gonna sell the nude ones on Patreon for 30 dollar subs."

6 grados hacen buah

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

Cómo echo de menos los viejos tiempos.....

Agresión homófoba en València: Dos chicos reciben una paliza al grito de "julandrones" La agresión ha tenido lugar este fin de semana en las inmediaciones de la avenida del Cid | Cadena SER

‼️🏳️‍🌈 Agresión homófoba en València: Dos chicos reciben una paliza al grito de "julandrones" y demás insultos homófobos

Una de las víctimas, Andy, está ingresado y este martes tendrá que ser operado de una fractura en el ojo

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Tras una minuciosa investigación, he contado las noticias sobre apuñalamientos en Gijon desde 2006 buscando en un periodico local la palabra "apuñalado" y esto es lo que salió:

ME LOS VOY A COMER ASIN ÑAM