Rt Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il)

Felt cute, might drop my endorsement later

Put your tuition on the dodgers. Please man, the jays need you.

Also can we talk about Andor or is that too real politic-y?

Sequels>prequels but y’all aren’t ready for that convo

Make MPSP kind again

Real asf. I’m out here fighting for my life.

Like bro how am I expected to know what 6+2 is. I’m not Einstein.

I don’t know if you recall this, you probably should since you were on the presiding team that struck down the “common sense” talk, but that along with Axe the Air Tax were shut down promptly by committee. There is ample precedent here.

When Quanah “Just a Face” Traviss speaks, we LISTEN.

-JNP

Omg mom I’m famous

I hate to break it to you but GenAI actually isn’t unserious at all! Between the devastating environmental impact, being a literal plagiarism machine stealing the work of countless already underpaid artists and threatening the livelihood of millions across various industries, it is quite serious.

Yeah no, let’s keep the AI slop out of MPSP.

6-7

(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))

Idk who this is but I would never let you text me.

🐐

The Governor General told me MPSP parties keep eating his committee members so I asked how many committee members he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new committee members afterwards so I just said sounds like he's just feeding committee members to the MPSP parties and then his daughter started crying.

A what flag?

Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.

Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?

So yeah it didn’t go good.

-JNP

OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT

-JNP

I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAT I AM SUING QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS FOR NOT BEING A BEATLES FAN! BAD MUSIC TASTE! SAD!!!

-JNP

Gotta have them ribs…

IF OCNN BOTHERED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH THEY’D KNOW I DON’T HAVE ANY CONSTITUANTS.

STAND BY, PATRIOTS.

-JNP

Also who is Bill?

@polarmpsp.bsky.social notice how he says “I” and not “we.” Romeo is in it for himself, not for you!

🚨BREAKING🚨

LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!

THIS IS CORRUPTION!

I’LL TAKE RICK ASTLEY OVER THEM BOTH, TBH.

-JNP

@brandonlympsp.bsky.social can teach him all about running a one-man party

Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well

a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig Alt: Clown getting ready to be a clown. The joke here is that Romeo is said clown.

Bro is reflapping his own flaps

When you graduate from preschool but the kids who are a year younger than you are still lowkey your dawgs