a seagull

how would people feel about making the in-flight safety video a sea shanty that everyone has to sing together (lyrics in the pamphlet in the seat back pocket)

i always check my flight on the big board even if I could use my phone because it reminds me of back in the good old days

when a grubby youth in a pageboy cap barked out the departures and you'd have to slip him a nickel to hear yours quicker

the failures of capitalism are laid bare when less than 48 hours before Thanksgiving dinner, Butterball is still advertising frozen turkies.

to what, eat half-thawed?

@dieworkwear.bsky.social business pitch: ultra premium made-to-order duvets and duvet fillers with sleeves tailored to your shirt sizing

you can tell the holiday season is here because the grocery stores have more than 2/10 checkout lanes staffed and open

employers of the future will judge prospective hires' personality types based on exhibited behavioral characteristics in hours of recorded Balatro gameplay fed into an LLM

Copypasta from... 2022? 2023? I can't tell what year it is anymore.

Everyone who has "french fry" in their name is on my radar and on notice.

No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been).

I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

Please DO NOT announce to Bluesky when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a platform full of strangers would need to know that.

ooh me, pick me

i posted a nude and the cowboy commented yeehaw on it and i replied, am i cooked?

normalize amateur anime fandubbing

I’m seeing a lot of new bluesky signups so it’s time again to warn people about the cowboy. If you see posts from the cowboy, DO NOT interact with them. If the cowboy replies to you with “yeehaw” PLEASE don’t respond

See, I never would have guessed. Thanks!

Would someone care to explain to me why I suddenly have 10+ new followers?

Every human... and a seagull!

Well... In the movie Česky Sen (Czech Dream) the directors mount a massive advertising campaign for a hoax supermarket in post-Soviet Czechoslovakia.

It works a bit too well. Folks aren't happy when it turns out "there's nothing at the store".

Finally, a safer alternative to CrossFit!

Sigmoid male rule #9: always stay on your hindset. Always be chasing ass. Your network is your net twerk.

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