That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA the Supreme Court just DENIED Donald Trump’s request to stay his sentencing HA HA HA HA see you in court, asshole HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oops I mean how terrible for Donald Trump

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA The 11th Circuit just slapped Aileen Cannon with a Writ of Go Fuck Yourself HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Jack Smith gets to release his report HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oops I mean how terrible for Donald Trump

"Way to go, Joe!" Says Rep Jasmine Crockett about the pardon of Hunter Biden. "We have a 34 count convicted felon that's about to walk into the WH. So for anyone who wants to clutch their pearls now, I would say take a look in the mirror."

Looking for beauty where I can find it, since 49%of US voters don't GAF for anyone but themselves and their intentional ignorance. Photo taken today from our porch 💜💙🩵💚💛🧡❤️

Of course it is! Yippee ky-yay mother f***er!

Trump announces that on his first day in office, he’s going to put a 25% tariff on Mexico and Canada and an extra 10% tariff on China.

Stock up on whatever you need before January 20 - everything is about to get more expensive. Groceries, cars, medications, all of it.

And I'll be there with the biggest bowl of schadenfreude popcorn watching it unfold

So much this

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Yeah, into a gigantic douche bro pile of shite

Jeffrey Epstein could have played a role in Trump's new government cabinet if Trump hadn't killed him.

BREAKING NEWS:

Attorney General nomination is now so old that Gaetz no longer has interest in it

It’s not a Russian spy ring. It’s a Justice Department graphic showing Venmo payments to girls by Gaetz and Greenberg.

Change the oil in your car, badly? LoL

Post by Taniel: A Wyoming judge just struck down WY's abortion bans. Get this: Judge invoked a constitutional amendment codifying a right to make health care decisions... that was passed in 2012 by conservatives who thought it'd screw Obamacare! Just backfired.

Talk about self-owns! This is rather amazing news on the abortion rights front.

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Hello!!

Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetz’s face, reading “When QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didn’t know this is what they meant.”

Oh myyy

In 2016, we joined the ACLU because of orange twitler. And we've been on autopay ever since. If you have not already done the same, please do so now -- we will be needing them even more

Which dovetails perfectly with the GOP healthcare plan to replace the ACA

I must say, The Onion buying InfoWars is absolute perfection (chef's kiss) 💋

Hello Blue Sky! Left that toXic place, now looking for community 🙂. As my handle implies, at 60 I've reached my 'I don't give AF stage', ie f*ck the patriarchy and the rampant stupidity/racism/misogyny. Gonna love my doggies and catsies, and my hubby, and I'm not gonna be quiet any longer 🙂