Troll

Referring to this as a counternarcotics campaign is a bad joke.

I... I just, uh...

Texas sues Tylenol, taking cues from Trump and RFK Jr. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican seeking election to the U.S. Senate, filed suit against Tylenol’s maker and its former parent company barely a month after President Donald Trump warned...

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Tl;Dr Texas using J&J for giving kids the autism. Not The Onion.

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This brought me a chuckle. Recommend sound up (it's just for the song).

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Hate to start the day with a crosspost, but this resonates

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Again

Forgot I had this app installed 😬

NATO needs to cut us loose. Holy shit.

If you're complaining about DEI I'm just going to assume that you have a massive skill issue with your job.

Photo of a fragment of a clay tablet shaped a bit like a diamond. Although it is only a fragment, the cuneiform text on it is well-preserved. There is a vertical line down the centre which indicates it once had at least two columns. The colour is reddish brown

“Do not bend your neck for that which cuts necks.”

A Sumerian proverb, as relevant today as it was thousands of years ago.

Forgot I even had this installed, but I think I'm gonna be using it a lot more coming up here.

JFC

Sometimes I drink a shower beer just to get back to my roots.

I mean, I could, but that has not been my experience with gamers at large, and I've been at this for a while 😁

I'm guessing there was some hyperbole here, but I don't know how many gamers could stomach losing every single match, or even 80%, even if they were all close.

I.... I still don't think he understands how tariffs work.

Oh wow. Passing a law forcing a foreign company to sell to a regime-aligned oligarch who already owns another major social media network

We're getting *reaaaaal* tinpot dictatorship about it, huh

McConnell Blasts Judges Who Reversed Retirement Post-Trump Win The Senate’s top Republican criticized two federal judges for walking back their plans to retire from active status, preventing Donald Trump from filling their seats when he returns to the White House...

Lol.

"Get all the way f'd"

Merrick Garland, probably

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I'm not here to defend Garber, you're not wrong 🤷‍♂️

True but EPL is (obviously) a different roster build, so they can rotate some and fans still get the team they're there to see for the most part. Nobody wants a match-up of second 11s between MLS squads, and I say that as a die-hard for an MLS club. It's kinda apples and oranges.

Bruh 😂

Whew. I just... whew.

*ahem* Mi mimimimiiiiii
🎼🎵 'Oh, I never thought
The leopards would eat my face...'🎵🎶
#LeopardsEatingFacesParty #Chescaleigh

The comments on Facebook reels have to be the worst legal place on the internet, right?

You guys remember when the US economy was a steaming pile of dogshit Bidenomics like, four-ish weeks ago? 🤔

Electing a felon to be President and then clutching your pearls about a pardon.... is certainly a take.

Josh Allen getting a passing TD and a receiving TD for that makes me miss playing fantasy football just a little bit.

If the Red Bulls win MLS Cup, man....