River Moonwolf Ain't Straight 🏳️‍⚧️

Why not just give her Kristi Noem?

Have a sneaking suspicion Republicans are about to join the Know Nothings and the Whigs.

Breaking : America

Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist

"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too

Trump raped countless children and the NYT had all the receipts and photographs but the REAL problem for our country according the Times was the trans 7th grade girl on the volleyball team in Wisconsin.

If I were President of the United States of America, I would have released the Epstein Files the day I took office because I'm NOT IN the Epstein Files.

I'm pissed. I'm personally boycotting Wikipedia until they restore Omnisexuality. No, I'm not joking or trolling. Fuck that phobia

Great. Just got a shutoff notification. During a fucking snow storm. Gotta figure a way to get $305. Joy.

At this point, I'm beginning to believe Jesus is in the Epstein files.

She holds a VERY special place in my heart. When I was a kid back in the 80s, her music made me feel like maybe I wasn't flawed - it was the world that was broken.

Well there goes my plan for my next band name

Yup

Saw a Youtube video where they had to call the Grateful Dead the Grateful Deceased.

Man, fuck Youtube's bonkers policies

If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.

Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.

Being on SNAP benefits for 17 years, I've NEVER been told I wouldn't be paid my benefits. NEVER. What is going on is BEYOND cruel. The ppl w/disabilities, ppl w/chronic illnesses & cancer, seniors already isolated, the 16M hh's w/children. WE REFUSE TO BE A NUMBER. WE ARE PEOPLE. WE DESERVE DIGNITY.

bluesky mods retire bitch

Hate doing this ...again. We're on a very fixed income. We were supposed to get SNAP benefits on Monday, and you know how that worked out. We're getting hungry and low on food. Anything helps. Cash app is $Siobhan63

Thank you

For the first time in over a year, I have.....hope

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

No, what you want is a Talkie Toaster

The GOP is intentionally starving Americans.

Pass it on

Tiny grey foster kitten on my wife's lap. She is smol. Her name is Lotus. Adore her.

Lotus, our seven week old foster gremlin.

With Thanksgiving coming up, I'm going to sporadically name drop people I'm grateful for...and why. First : when I first started getting sober, I made a post about it. First yo cheer me in, even we've never met? @gailsimone.bsky.social Her attitude and support, in just a post, helped. Thank you

I always picture a leering Ferengi. FEEE-MALE

I'm still waiting for someone...ANYONE....to explain why Charlie Kirk is a "hero".

Oh my that actually explains so much

Then the convenience store near my flat must have bought two cases lol

A green gag of Vlasic Dill Pickle flavoured corn puffs. Because Hell is empty and all the demons are here, apparently.

@gailsimone.bsky.social Thought you might want this .