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Hannah Jocelyn

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They/she ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Writing/music/engineering hybrid. Not the New Yorker newsletter editor. Contact me at hannahjocelync@gmail.com

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it grew on me

14.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's so much more going on in the world but that's WHY this discourse happens in the first place -- because we're all bored and hopeless and it gives Swifties and anti-Swifties alike some control over their situation

man I hate this point in time

06.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having trouble writing about this album
it's not inherently tradwife to want to marry your bf and have kids and the cultural messaging that wanting a family is tradwife is leading to a lot of shame instead of liberation
when Taylor does it it just feels wrong and I don't know why

06.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what I will say is that Wi$h Li$t reminds me of Somewhere That's Green

re: wanting a simple life

03.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently the clean version of Father Figure is โ€œI can make deals with the devil cause my *checkโ€˜s* biggerโ€ and thatโ€™s like a 20x better line

03.10.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

file under: music journalism, in general

03.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you couldnโ€™t pay me to have an opinion about t-swiftโ€™s new record. or i mean, you could, but you wonโ€™t, and no one has enough money anymore to make the opinion worth having, so here i stand, opinionless

03.10.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Ruin The Friendship is one of her best songs ever so she still has something

03.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy god that was TERRIBLE

03.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is like if every song on Lover was as bad as ME!

03.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so can we accept TTPD is an unsung masterpiece

03.10.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain Fog Researchers employed a specialized brain imaging technique to identify a potential biomarker and therapeutic target for Long COVID. More than four years after the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic, scien...

Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain Fog.

Patients with brain fog may have disrupted AMPA receptor (AMPAR) expressionโ€”key molecules for memory and learning. Imaging of Long COVID patients showed elevated AMPAR density tied to more severe cognitive impairment.

01.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1812    ๐Ÿ” 832    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

it's my birthday
everybody say happy 28th birthday hannah

27.09.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taxes works really well as a penultimate track, LICHIC is the kind of chaos I was hoping for on the album but it's the last song???

idk this is a 7/10 on first listen, I think their next album will have me fully on board though! I'm now rooting for them and I didn't have that feeling 45 minutes ago

26.09.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's good, I just don't get why THIS is the next big development in indie (I got Lenderman pretty quickly)
the weirder this album gets the more I see the vision though!

26.09.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this sounds like worse Blind Faith

26.09.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the production on "Getting Killed", that's the weirdness I hoped for w "100 Horses" (124, excuses me) and "Trinidad"

then "Islands of Men" is again inseparable from AOR, why does this all sound like above-average 70s rock to me???

26.09.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh geez I don't love this Geese record so far

"Cobra" sounds like something I'd hear in the car with my parents on a classic rock station but I wouldn't even think to shazam it

"Husbands" sounds like the AOR playing on the automatic rotation on my college radio station after my show ended

26.09.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

they finally just wrote songs instead of coasting on vibes

24.09.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I FINALLY LIKE A WEDNESDAY ALBUM

24.09.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

loved this band so much!!

23.09.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Messy by Lola Young is the only pop song to actually GROW on me the more it's overplayed

19.09.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tarsem, signing on to make Mirror Mirror:

19.09.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Paris Paloma - Good Boy (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Paris Paloma Paris Paloma - Good Boy (Official Music Video)

I love when an artist I believed in levels up and comes out with SOTY material -- this is a better Florence song than "Everybody Scream" and the best Sam Fender song he's furious he didn't write

sorely needed song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nfy...

19.09.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seeing people say I was too mean AND too nice

I did get meaner than I would like because I'm writing for p4k, and yeah I probably should have brought up Trench more bc it's more like that than Blurryface, but this is the most ???? reaction I've gotten for a review even more than Billie

15.09.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m getting some hate for quoting so much from Blurryface but i kinda had to, after they improved on the next few albums I was a little disappointed they went back to Blurryface style rapping

15.09.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Trench is genuinely great!

15.09.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

15.09.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I hope!)

15.09.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twenty One Pilots: Breach Read Hannah Jocelynโ€™s review of the album.

As long as Iโ€™ve written for Pitchfork (six years!) Iโ€™ve wanted to dive into the enigma known as Twenty One Pilots. Meeting this band on their terms is like the final boss of poptimism, and I believe I was up to the task
pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

15.09.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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