Emspresso ☀️

“That wasn’t on my bingo card” babe we’re in the Hunger Games

A List of Things People Blamed on Rock Music

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i hope chappell roan is having a good day

Obsessed with your lil mouse too 🥹

I love him

This is how me and my team looked at you if you asked to sing let it go on karaoke

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

Close enough

My Wrapped 2024

Maybe the real Spotify Wrapped was the friends we made along the way

New Fortnite update has me like

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

Callum just lost Whamaggedon.

It’s day one.

This is the best day of my life

I’m on my 12th day without a vape and I have murderous rage at my kitchen drawer for not opening properly. I am not coping well.

My mood for the day rests entirely on how well I’m doing in Monopoly Go

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

Could it BE a whiter Christmas?
- Chandler Bing Crosby

Abandoning a video game you're not enjoying is actually such a relieving and powerful feeling. I recommend it over professional therapy

This was basically every episode of Big Brother UK this year

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Starting to feel like I shouldn’t have turned down a shift yesterday

Hopping on this

My Spotify wrapped top 5 predictions:

1. Sabrina Carpenter
2. Chappell Roan
3. Taylor Swift
4. Maisie Peters
5. Reneé Rapp