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So you’re saying there’s no chance…

16.02.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think Miami fans can put the trade machine away....πŸ˜‚

16.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horst got another one. Dieng needs to start at the 3.

13.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bucks are now tied in the loss column with 10th seed Atlanta and actually have one fewer loss than the Bulls who are still ahead of them by half a game. The tank has stalled. It may begin rolling again tomorrow night in OKC though.

12.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bucks looking at the play in like…

12.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, GT is never seeing the court again.

12.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

11.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2399    πŸ” 430    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 15

He shoots so slow. I’ll he make it through the racks?

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t have 6 seconds to blow.

09.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cam and Bobby off the bench…

08.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Giannis is a 🦌 in 2 days he’s a 🦌 for life.

04.02.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok @giannis-an34.bsky.social time to tell John to do the Ja trade. Then you and him can work on your 2 man game while you rehab.

04.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doc says portis is a gametime decision but is likely out

got it doc, got it.

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

03.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giannis should announce fake Shams to the other team because he’s unhappy trades all game.

03.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DNP-CD.

03.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giannis supposedly wants warmer weather and a big market. So Minnesota naturally makes the most sense here, no?

03.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Portis part of the Ja deal?

03.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we do a deal with Portland I want Dame and Jrue and would refuse to include TA just for the πŸ˜†

31.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish we could un stretch Dame and just pay a lump sum. Big swing, big miss.

So many mistakes since the firing of AG.

30.01.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what we get for not having a blue jersey. I tried to tell you but no one wanted to listen.

30.01.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you sit out the rest of the season and return to a revamped team with a top pick and $250M in your bank account?

30.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think this Bucks team isn’t very good.

30.01.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Why doesn’t Doc just quit?

30.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The news is there is no news. But saying that doesn’t generate much click revenue.

28.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best part of having Doc as your coach is you get to tank while pretending you’re trying to win.

28.01.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this rate who knows if this country will be around in 2031.

Go ahead and trade that pick, Johnny.

25.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Horst doesn’t fire Doc then fire Horst.

24.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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