@irisbro.bsky.social
Out of pocket bc my pants don’t have any. NYC. Funny Person. Very Jewish. Pun Apologist. Words in PaletteSwapMag, Reductress & HardDriveMag @jest_iris on twitter (RIP)
wait thats amazing
26.11.2025 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LIVE now playing a Tor game!
07.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Historic #Mamdani
05.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 792 🔁 105 💬 10 📌 3
why is this literally my pose in every photo
05.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mamdani is short for mamdaniel
04.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0👀
31.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come hang with us during our Halloween stream! We’re all dressed as BotC characters. Can you guess my costume?
31.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me: "why is this soda $5??"
also me: buys it anyway
RIP Clippy, you would have loved AI assistant bots
15.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and now he's not allowed back
10.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cream cheese on TOP of uncut bagel
my friend from the midwest visited nyc and committed Bagel Crime
10.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 132 🔁 8 💬 16 📌 3Hemlocke springs is giving lesbian my chemical romance
21.09.2025 23:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0how does nextdoor know where i live and also my email address??
17.09.2025 02:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
gonna tell my kids this was mega malamar
11.09.2025 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's so nice to have a job again
09.09.2025 14:47 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The overlap between swifties and Disney adults should be studied
26.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
From the vault, kid iciris
22.08.2025 15:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0eyes opened or closed at the dentist?
20.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the e stands for "extra score"
14.08.2025 05:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The state of the world is depressing but I just got a new high score in balatro and for a moment everything was okay 🥲
14.08.2025 04:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"I know what you did last summer"
no...please don't tell everyone how boring I am
Sam Richardson as a cyborg, in the year 3050, coming to Scrooge as the ghost of Christmas WAY future to fight Skeletrex and his bone brigade and save the human race. ITYSL S1E4
Chappell Roan as Joan of arc at the MTV vmas '24
this is how i felt fighting for chappell roan tickets 🤺
07.08.2025 17:44 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
A local group of Dungeons & Dragons players are reportedly at their wit’s end with a member of their party following the introduction of his new monk character and their tragic backstory.
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took my vyvanse to get chores done but instead I got a new high score in balatro
30.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"why do you want to work here?" so I can afford to buy lady gaga tickets
24.07.2025 14:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everything should cost way less money
23.07.2025 18:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The god of the Pokémon universe has confessed that fellow Pokémon Crabominable was created in error.
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nice shipping label you printed there...
maybe you could use it to ship the item idk just spitballing here
a pigeon's wing grazed my leg and now I have to burn it
11.07.2025 21:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
