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@themoistbandit.bsky.social

Lover of meats, enemy of nonsense.

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Marco Lamb. 5 ⭐ QB from South Carolina I recruited to Syracuse in NCAAF 2007. Two time Heisman winner and national champion.

18.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bubba Wallace stands on his car and flexes after winning the Brickyard 400

Bubba Wallace stands on his car and flexes after winning the Brickyard 400

What are they gonna say about that one??

27.07.2025 22:04 — 👍 88    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 2

Show your butthole! (like the bots on the old website used to say)

20.07.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cheers | Every Time Norm Peterson Enters the Bar
YouTube video by Peacock Cheers | Every Time Norm Peterson Enters the Bar

A supercut of every time Norm entered Cheers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXED...

20.05.2025 19:48 — 👍 797    🔁 386    💬 20    📌 90
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

07.05.2025 16:46 — 👍 56227    🔁 20198    💬 2276    📌 3620
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Website appears to be down.

04.05.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Picture of ESPN NFL draft TV coverage showing an empty couch that JD Vance would totally fuck.

Picture of ESPN NFL draft TV coverage showing an empty couch that JD Vance would totally fuck.

NFL Draft: JD Vance simulcast

25.04.2025 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04.04.2025 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rob Lowe at an NFL game vibes.

28.03.2025 01:06 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 3
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is you texting war plans to journalists on Signal?

24.03.2025 17:09 — 👍 9536    🔁 1373    💬 216    📌 70

These guys are so fucking good.

10.03.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every Dem statement, press release, and social post needs to refer to this guy as "President Musk" until it pisses Trump off enough to fire him.

26.02.2025 20:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is smiling and the word yeah is on his shirt ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and the word yeah is on his shirt
07.02.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You hate to see tech companies doing damage to small, family-owned businesses.

02.02.2025 21:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And!! The catch!! From BN photographer Josh Bessex:

12.01.2025 20:02 — 👍 667    🔁 95    💬 26    📌 22

Thanks for the recommendation Zilch!

06.01.2025 05:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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