The Doug

and we were robbed of Daiwa Scarlet swimsuit

Imagine being a horse girl being capable of running 50 km/h canonically but can't handle the speed of a water slide

Took first and second in finals. Actually made it to Group A but got murdered back to Group B.

Don't forget Elegant as Fuck

>be me
>start up Umamusume on my phone
>do a single roll with the free tickets we got
>get sent this text randomly

Nothing makes me feel old more than hearing "When September Ends" by Green Day on a classic rock station. Reality truly sets in

As someone who has written papers and given presentations about gacha games, my first rule of gacha: "Numbers don't owe you shit". It's not 100% unless it says 100.00%

The first thing AI will become self-aware of is it's credit card bill

You and the crew load into @deadbydaylight.com but the killer doesn't mind farming

Joking is a good sign. Like when I hit Dave with the Bofa joke after coming out of my surgery still doped up on Morphine

Hair color kicks ass

Couldn't get jiggy with it

Meat coma incoming

Newsweek article where Charlie Kirk says 2nd amendment is worth all the gun deaths, ironically sealing his fate

Very few get to die for a cause they believe in

The price was what killed it for me, this instills no confidence in that changing

Modern Card Design

Start of Taurus Cup I got hard swept, not a single win. Insert cliche power training montage

Isn't "They're making a new Bubsy" just another way of saying "I'm taking a shit"?

Oh for sure, I'm personally dropping Omniscience turn 4 with Kona and station and combo'ing people out.

But I agree, there is alot of "I win off this card alone" and not "I just had a better board/hand/resources" if that makes any sense

and with 6 standard sets a year (I agree, a big pain point for sure) it's very possible we'll see more tools become available. Plus, with such a fast release schedule, the meta is going to lag behind because sets don't have time to breath.

and yeah, chase commander bombs are a problem

3 yrs might be much, but at the same time it just rotated. I wish we had more foresight about what things will look like, but I think part of the Vivi/Cauldron outburst is a knee-jerk reaction.

Don't get me wrong, those cards are busted, but I'm seeing less in Standard League 5-0s and online top 8s

I can almost see the schooner

Gotta try it now, love Dragon's Milk

their pizza is better than any other pizza chain

Might be a 30 fps vs 60 vs 120 kinda thing. Just look at balanced landing

As in a difference might be seen between 30 fps vs 60 vs 120

This might be an fps thing.....again

Screenshot of dev forum response to kill switching the bugged perk Streetwise which is currently granting unlimited charges on items saying it doesn't meet the criteria and isn't breaking the game

This is the most tone deaf reply I have ever heard

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