@lilooet.bsky.social
On a small roadway to the danger zone.
16.11.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well-timed urban garden guy? (5, 5)
[cryptic]
if you think im buying 200 lamb lolliops for 14 of my children, you are absolutely right.
09.11.2025 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you need calcium, kissing is a very good gateway to teeth.
08.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0quite a few contacts scream that i am not atable emotionally but all of them aknowledge that i am shelf stable.
07.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you make pizza pops in an air fryer? No one will give me a straight answer. It’s like being in Limbo.
30.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I only eat food I can kill, such as bacteria.
25.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of feedback I get from job interviewers is that I am too erotic to work at the airport.
12.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes getting parts of your body removed has unexpected costs, which are approximately $300.
11.10.2025 10:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ozem pic is fine but I’ve always lost weight just by having my teeth extracted.
08.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes when I’m down, I tell my kitchen staff just to broil everything.
05.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot of people say I own a soccer ball. I don’t.
28.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suspenseful, timely baseball-film director? (6, 5, 5)
[cryptic]
Someone needs to stand up to these maniacs.
22.09.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#cbc #canpoli #donnewman
22.09.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like AmazxingRace Canada but more Municipal Politics.
22.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Neighbourhood Dad (S01, ep 06)
Neighbourhood dads race against the clock to dry the mayor's dishes but end up jerking each other off for 17 hours.
When eagles attack.
22.09.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your nape is like finely, finger-moulded garlic butter. Your shoulders are like those of a lobster. Your hands are also like lobsters.
22.09.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry I legally re-named two of your children Slobodan Milosovic while you were away.
18.09.2025 08:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A part of my brain wants to order a chimichanga. But reading my notepad, I have very clearly written Do NOT order a chimichanga.
13.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What sort of maniac calls an attractive woman a snack?
07.09.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every night I fall asleep thinking haha I didn't get eaten by a bear today. It's great.
06.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here's one more for your families.
01.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why not play a game with me, lilooet?
01.09.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do americans not stand up and fight back anymore?
31.08.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0JB Pritzker uses the word "invasion" to describe what Trump has planned for my city, Chicago. And that's exactly what it would be – an autocratic government trying to crush our dissent because we oppose his corruption, cruelty and incompetence. It's what dictators do.
31.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 3189 🔁 844 💬 51 📌 25Still don't get why I had to buy a corset for my prom date.
28.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are some examples of weddings in sci-fi?
25.08.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the main things I like to tap dance about is duty-free savings at the airport.
17.08.2025 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
