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@constans.bsky.social

Hardscrabble, yet privileged, NJ flotsam Currently located in NYC

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If many people hold a left-wing opinion they are a mob and should be ignored; if few people hold a left wing opinion they are fringe and should be ignored. The substance or correctness of the opinion is irrelevant. This is the reactionary centrist credo bsky.app/profile/eliv...

03.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3010    πŸ” 603    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 13

β€œInstead of traumatizing people with whistles, which can be triggering for some people, use jazz hands”

03.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.02.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that turned out to be quite the banger. And pissed a bunch of right wingers off

28.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nate not realizing that our "unincorporated territories in the Caribbean" were acquired from Denmark in the first place in exchange for... relinquishing all claims to Greenland.

Peak punditry right there.

10/10, don't ever change.

22.01.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 678    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 8

This is kind of freeing in a way, knowing that there’s no going back to normal. We can build something new, but it will require crushing republicans at every turn, not β€œworking together”

22.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wil Stancil following ICE in his Honda Fit is a wonder to behold. The man can’t be stopped

12.01.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chair of the fed ripping off his shirt and yelling "you know where to find me, bitch" while very clearly signaling to The Money that Trump is breaking The Money

can I have a precedented time again? I've been good

12.01.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1817    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
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2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner A man and woman were found dead inside a home in Brentwood that records and neighbors tie to director Rob Reiner.

This is very grim

www.nbclosangeles.com/investigatio...

15.12.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

17.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12454    πŸ” 2678    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 85
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US axes website for reporting human rights abuses by US-armed foreign forces The Human Rights Reporting Gateway acted as a formal "tip line" to the US government.

The Leahy law is being killed off. "The US State Department has removed an online portal for reporting alleged human rights violations by foreign military units supplied with American weapons." www.bbc.com/news/article...

23.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 28

The path forward involves killing off your grandma and sexually harassing your daughter.

26.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 588    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 6

This is how Josh Barro sounded ten years ago! His nonstop immersion in social environment where these sorts of views are treated as ridiculous has changed and radicalized him! (and many others)

26.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

I love tech and tech gadgets! But it’s bad enough that I will basically never wear a nice watch again because I only wear my Apple Watch now, outside of special occasions. I’m not going to give up having a nice pair of glasses just so I can buy a Meta product

23.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a big time glasses snob so I will never wear a pair of sunglasses just because they are tech-enabled, ensuring I will never get punched in the face because someone suspects I’m surreptitiously filming them just because I’m wearing Ray-bans

23.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

23.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5825    πŸ” 1608    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 13
Empowering people affected by MS to live their best lives The National Multiple Sclerosis Society exists because there are people with MS. Our vision is a world free of MS.

If you haven’t done so already, sign up for the Genes and Environment in MS (GEMS) study:

www.nationalmssociety.org/news-and-mag...

23.10.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This somewhat fits the perception, fair or not, that High Point is for rich kids who couldn't get into Elon, which is for rich kids who couldn't get into Wake Forest, which is for rich kids who couldn't get into Duke.

21.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Protests of normies and wine moms might be cringe to leftists and the Nazi edgelord crowd, but these are the people who vote. We are a cringe nation. All hail our cringe resistance suburban wine moms

21.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These guys love spending other people’s money and indulging in their Nazi fantasies in the group chat. Amazing stuff

21.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First Trump is crushing the soybean farmers. Now he’s undermining the cattle ranchers. These are unexpected blessings!

21.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a guy who keeps a bunch of good stories in my back pocket to pull out when necessary, I absolutely agree.

21.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whomst among us has not ended up at the UstaΕ‘a tattoo parlor during a drunk night out?

21.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It has warped my fragile little mind

21.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You really sorta understand where marvel/dc characters come from when you realize how many types of guy like sliwa are in new york

20.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

My brain is rotten to the core.

21.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

college towns are absolutely fantastic, one of the great American concepts, and for unknown reason the people who live in college towns absolutely loathe them and want to ensure no one else can live there

06.08.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1058    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 41

I’m sure if Obama did this no one would think it was a big deal

21.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that the Uvalde police were called and that that is where all this is happening is a nice touch

21.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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