Alex Horwood

Look, it’s true. We have the most unintelligent people running the government but also Boomers gonna Boom. So it’s hard to say who is at fault.

Us. We’re at fault.

@dallasmavs.bsky.social Sell off your assets for pennies. In two years, Kyrie, AD and Klay leave. Trade Lively in ‘26. Attendance dwindles. Owners move them out to Vegas.

Our team is pretty much the plot of Major League.

Although they cause me to have ass spraying mayhem, I’m super excited for eggs to be like $2 tomorrow! #Inauguration2025

Wear my Thursday joggers on Friday??? Are you fucking crazy?! People are trying to head into the weekend intact!

Imagine watching a movie or TV show and @markrpellegrino.bsky.social portrays a good guy. I’d be all like:

“What?! Get out of here Mark, you silly goose!”

*me shouting at my partner while playing supermarket sweep*

“Just grab the bag of pine nuts and get to the register!”

a man in a prison uniform is standing in front of a brick wall and says all good things to those who wait . ALT: a man in a prison uniform is standing in front of a brick wall and says all good things to those who wait .

Enjoy!

@davidweiner.bsky.social

#isod9094 is here!!!

@rhettmiller.bsky.social is here, everyone!!!! Place keeps getting better!!

An image from Google Maps Street View shows a woman walking in front of a storefront in downtown Salt Lake City. The sign over the entrance states, in all-caps, Department of the Interior Bureau of Land Management. Under the sign is a large, monochromatic window graphic depicting the comedian Aisha Tyler performing at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.

🎶 I'm at the Bureau of Land Management.
🎶 I'm at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.
🎶 I'm at the combination BLM and comedy club. 🎶

(Google Maps Street View image)

Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.

dear god he's gonna have to let his wife get a job

@sheaserrano.bsky.social is here. This place is now legit.

Guess I should declare here, as I have on many other social media sites:

I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.

Do with that info what you will.

To the woman dropping off a kid at school wearing night pants, a lung dart in your mouth and riding an electric scooter.

Never change. Never change.

Sometimes I look at those clickbait articles that have screenshots of text messages and I’m like, man that is too stupid to be real. However, the more people I meet the more i believe them to be true.

Hallmark Unveils Countdown to Christmas Lineup Featuring Sequels, International Adventures and Easte... Hallmark Channel and Hallmark's Movies & Mysteries will roll out 40 new films, beginning in October.

Tis upon us

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Glad to see that “Do you know who I am?!” still has a 0% success rate.

Release the Snyder Cut!

Official Music Video for "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light OrchestraListen to Electric Light Orchestra: https://ELO.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the Electric L... Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Official Video)

About to bring down the property value here.