Humanjunk

Why AI are a bunch of pricks-

I'm a UX content designer and strategist, I can attest that a lot of my job now is cleaning up someone else's uninspired and non-functional copy.

The lazy and undisciplined forget AI is still a computer and computers are stupid. Output quality is predicated on quality & thoughtful input.

Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice.

Please enjoy arbys

But what if my complaint is that his performance wasn't long enough?

How dare you take a break from reporting NIN news.

The only types of posts that matter.

A group of drunk people wearing Santa Claus costumes queuing up around the block to enter a bar. They are participating in the annual SantaCon.

SantaCon is the one day of the year I regret living across the street from a great neighborhood bar.

I cared about those DJs in Tron: Legacy and hoped they got out of the club.

Dietrich better watch her 6.

a man in a suit and tie is talking and says cool Alt: A man in a suit and tie saying "cool" with venomous sarcasm in response to something vapid.

It's so bad.

Recently, a colleague showed me, a writer and content designer by trade, an article they "wrote" with ChatGPT about a topic they learned about the day before. I've never seen em dashes so liberally used.

I humbly request a xenozilla for Godzilla Day 2026 during next year's Xenovember.

12 hours of plot twists revolving around "signs point to yes" or "ask again later."

Funny, humanity needs to untangle from Morrissey.

Congratulations, dude. You and @cjward.bsky.social earned it.

If you thought Breakup Taylor was fun, just wait for Divorce Taylor.

@tristansbones.bsky.social congrats to you and @cjward.bsky.social on #EventHorizon.

Fingers crossed artist proofs show up on your store, because that last page in issue 1? 🤯

Also, as morbid as it is, The Museum of Death is worth checking out.

And! The Museum of Jurassic Technology.

Fred 62 for breakfast.

Pink's Hot Dogs.

(If you can stick around a few extra days John Carpenter is performing at the Future Ruins Festival in early November.)

Whichever is Drake's least favorite.

There's a dog surfing competition this weekend and I can't go because I have tickets to CatVideoFest 2025 the same day. Living in California is weird.

It's good to have you back!

I'm grateful I get to witness this pivotal "my dad can beat up your dad" moment in American history.

@tristansbones.bsky.social Has anyone asked you to commission a Predator vs. Ewok piece?

@tristansbones.bsky.social Dude, I just saw the #EventHorizon announcement on @variety.com, and congratulations! I'm beyond excited and can't wait to read the book. Way to go, you earned it!

I'm really mad at myself for not buying Taco Bell stock the day before yesterday.

#420

"Oh, go fuck yourself."

-Me, when Erasure is the first thing that plays on Depeche Mode Radio

How do you think the world will end?

Frank Miller Draws Black Cat For Amazing Spider-Man #70 Frank Miller draws Black Cat for Amazing Spider-Man #70 variant cover, for the 26tmh of March, 2025.

Frank Miller, are you okay?

bleedingcool.com/comics/frank...

My honest review of #TushyBidet for them to use on their website if they want;

"Very refreshing! Feels like getting pegged by Mother Nature! All the stars!"