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Big ass text saying WEATHER DELAY and my dumb ass been over here watching think it was live. Idiot.

Makes me want to watch Stripes

Damn. For an accidental middle finger? Super funny. He should double down instead of appealing. Start some beef.

You get outta here and mind your own, pervert!

My guess is like a churro bite.

Lawd

@seldomseenokie.bsky.social seeing all this? Man, if he were to actually go down for any of it I'm throwing a party. He's a big part of the reason I moved back across the border. I ain't paying for fucking trump bibles.

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A tweet saying "western cultures believe we must be alive for a purpose. to work, to make money. some indigenous cultures believe we're alive just as nature is alive: to be here, to be beautiful & strange. we don't need to achieve anything to be valid in our humanness."

@joebreslin.bsky.social hows yous guys feels abouts luzardos ons thes hills tonights? Looks prettys goods dickhead

"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed" so succinct! so good!

Wanna find out or what?

Real tough weekend.

Tough weekend.

I cannot imagine the weight I would feel representing that many people. And spending the time I do/have out in those maroon areas, they are crazy vulnerable populations. And they just lack the capacity to know that their lives are literally in the hands of people voting on vibes

That was the R's response. Sitting US congressman just doesn't believe in data.

Ha I get that too. I don't go all out for all occasions or anything. But every once in a while I think of something cool and it probably means more to me than it will to them.

Plus, I don't have kids so I'm kind of living vicariously a little bit with some of it probably.

Wow.

Biggie: "My power is out!"

Kirstyn, noted Eagles fan: "Don't forget you also have to work tomorrow!"

😂 man, I can see why someone who has never met me might get that impression just based on what I share, but I am 100% the fuck up of the family. Just trying to keep that favorite unc status as long as I can. 💪🏻

The data shows this will crush them."

"Yeah I just don't believe it."

AOC is live on IG right now. She just told a story about how she pulled a Republican rep aside in May after the vote to cut a trillion dollars from healthcare. She said "Not here trying to convince you and no cameras, I just want to understand. What about the rural hospitals in your district?

Niece and nephew are having a joint Pirates & Mermaids themed birthday. Ethan turning 5 and Sophie 7. Got them these engraved treasure chests hoping they keep them forever as keepsake boxes. Filling them with Lego too.

The biggest bully on the planet with the largest military on the planet and nobody to stop him. Terrifying.

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Gotta getcha some cheap steaks for that freezer! And I keep frozen tortillas. And actually, frozen peppers and onions work well too. You could be the fajita hero at any time.

Look. Sometimes you get a lil zooted at half time and can't wait on your beans so you have to make emergency fajitas. Gotta stay nimble for game day.

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Happy Noon Game Sunday. I hope your respective abodes are filled to the rafters with the scent of garlic and onion swimming in your fat of choice.

Rendered out some of that beef bacon to get me started on a pot of northerns.

....maybe start with the underwater basket weaving?

Don't ask me about work when I'm enjoying my time away from work.

I don't remember that. I've been lookin' for the lord, not P.

I'm not even horny on main anymore!