Emi the Sweary Cook🌵

It’s so crispy! I think she’s right!

It is extremely sweet, but excellent goblin chow

Oreo Reese’s. I’m sorry lol

I only get to eat like a goblin for one more week so we’re going out strong!

My violin teacher took me to Kim Son when I was like 10. I ordered curry cause Sailor Moon always ordered curry but it was so hot! I managed to eat the whole thing cause I didn’t want to be embarrassed, but it wasn’t easy. I still credit that experience with me loving real spice now

I sew, but like barely. I’ve made less than 10 garments in my life, mostly around 2 beginner sewing classes. I can set up thread and bobbin in a machine and put in a zip ok, but I’ve never made anything that required more than a couple darts much less a fucking gusset!

After 10 seasons of this, I know why Geoff got so weird about the word gusset on Coupling

Shit! I’m almost done with season 10 of Sewing Bee and it’s the last one on the Roku app. Where does everyone else watch? I see they’re on YouTube but there must be a better option

There is a 70 something year old woman here in longhorn gear having a margarita and watching the game on her phone. She’s cheering, clapping, having the best time. An old guy tried to hit on her and she dismissed him like a queen. I love her and want to travel the world with her.

A No Kings poster plastered to the wall of an abandoned building in Midtown HTX

Out and about

That’s me in the coral tank lol! Yum!!
(Is this what the kids call a soft launch, except I’ve been married to him for 15 years?)

Yiiisssssss

I was going to be good and stay home all day but then I thought about enchiladas and now I can’t think about anything else until I have enchiladas

So much of modern conservatism is just “women don’t look like I want them to look so they should go to jail.”

It’s the texture for me. Too rare and the middle is kinda gummy, which I can’t deal with. My ideal steak is rare as possible while maintaining a semi-firm texture throughout.

I’m worried for my girl Jasmine now. Usually bakers that kill mid season run out of steam by the finals. I believe in her though! Go Jasmine!!

I don’t know how they keep it together for the structure challenges. I audibly gasped at least ten times before the judging!

Two cats, flanking my legs, on the duvet watching Bake Off on the tv against the wall. That media console is old and a place holder! I know it’s ugly and I’m working on it lol

I also don’t get the boiled egg pork pie. Seems nasty to me but hey, it’s Bake Off. The cats are very invested in the meat pies though. I think they want one!

“I didn’t do a steam hole. It’ll be fine.” FAMOUS LAST WORDS! You are about to get smoked sir!

I don’t have many opinions on the signature. I don’t really get meat pies. It’s a me problem. The other people are right. I just… nope. Can’t do it. Gross.

2.5 is preferred, but I’ll eat 2-4.

Jasmine is my ride or die this season. Shes so good! And gorgeous! She always picks flavors I really love. I feel like we could hang

Ian is a good baker, but his hair choices are just upsetting. I think I have to look at him until at least the quarter final, and I’m going to try real hard not to be such a bitch. It’s just you can have a weird mustache or a mullet. You cannot have both!

Btw gonna post about in this thread, so if you haven’t seen this week’s Bake-Off, mute this thread!

Starting Bake-Off late — Korean BBQ again tonight, because it always improves my bloodwork. Now it’s motherfucking Pastry Week! Let’s fucking go!!

Yes! Per person! I don’t want to hide all reposts, I just want to hide the reposts of people who constantly repost themselves.

30 years? I was obsessed with that album…

I was too. Institutions here keep rolling over without a fight. Nice to know the international bodies still have balls

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

It’s not a snub if it’s a ridiculous nomination. If he got snubbed for the Peace Prize, I’ve been snubbed for an Oscar despite never having anything to do with making a film

He only wants it cause Obama got one. It’s so fucking pathetic.