James Moran

People ALWAYS forget to do that

Yeah, I heard him tell the story at an event once, it still blows my mind!

He is right, to be fair, anyone wearing jewellery after the theatre should particularly be careful to avoid this man:

Reposting for anyone who missed this:

Anybody looking for Saturday tickets to Brighton Pride in the Park tomorrow, message me quick! I can transfer to your AXS account. Face value 50 squids each, or close enough.

Reposting for anyone who missed this:

Folks- Mr Jason Arnopp is going through some scary shizzle at the moment, and needs some help with funding urgent cancer treatment. If you can donate or even share, please do, as I want to keep insulting him for many years to come… Link in next reply, because aLgOrItHm:

Donate to Help Jason get through cancer, organized by Jason Arnopp Hello you, I really didn’t want to set up this appeal. Quite honestly, after 35 years… Jason Arnopp needs your support for Help Jason get through cancer

Link here, share/donate/love: www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...

Folks- Mr Jason Arnopp is going through some scary shizzle at the moment, and needs some help with funding urgent cancer treatment. If you can donate or even share, please do, as I want to keep insulting him for many years to come… Link in next reply, because aLgOrItHm:

Already pre-ordered! Can’t wait!

Ha, perfect!

Just said “oh no” about some news, while doing a big yawn, so it accidentally came out sounding like the death cry from Lemmings

Oh wow, I didn’t know that was a thing! Double congrats to Tim and James then!

Two audio winners, is that right?

A partial window view from a train seat, the view is mostly just the wall

Goodbye Doncaster! I have found a train, with a lovely window seat

Hello Doncaster! I did not expect to be in you today!

Leeds Train Station closed latest as system failure causes 'chaos' - Updates Scenes outside the station have been described as 'chaos'

I’ll just pop up to Leeds for the day, I thought. Come back on the evening train, I thought. Nice and easy and quick, I thought

www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-n...

Anonymously send them to Missing Believed Wiped

Leeds! I’m coming for you! I’ll be at the matinee today, tickets for that and the next two evenings still available!

So… we do battle again! 🤺

Wheee! Congrats to everyone, including me!

Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the band’s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the “Back To The Beginning”...

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.

jesus is sitting in a room with other people and looking at the camera . ALT: jesus is sitting in a room with other people and looking at the camera .

Willem Dafoe as Jesus in Shaun of the Dead down at The Winchester, having a nice cold pint & waiting for it all to blow over

I’ve got a play in this! Come along! I’ll be there Saturday!

Slung Low Shorts 5 | Leeds Inspired The best night of short theatre in West Yorkshire is back. Making a much-anticipated return, Slung Low Shorts returns with five new plays from both established and first-time writers along with a tale...

Leeds Peeps! Do you fancy a genuinely entertaining night of theatre. A chance to see 5 cracking plays with a huge cats of amazing actors? I can help you with that.
www.leedsinspired.co.uk/events/slung...

Movie poster for The Ugly Stepsister

The Ugly Stepsister is an astonishing piece of work, it’s on @shudder.com right now, directorial debut of Emilie Blichfeldt, with a barnstorming, Oscar-worthy performance from Lea Myren. Not an easy watch, but an essential one!

Comic strip by Stephen Collins, it begins with a nighttime city scene. In the next few panels, a mysterious figure, giant in the moonlight, walks towards us through the skyline. His feet echo "boom, boom" in the empty night. A large title panel declares this character's name: THE TW*T COLLECTOR. He stands, giant, unseen in the empty city night, wearing a big pointy hat on his head, and a sort of long smock. He is carrying a large sack in his hand. Slowly, he raises his arm, his arm extends, freakishly long, longer still, through the open window of a tower block. It reaches inside someone's home, and slowly withdraws, now clutching a protesting, terrified man. The man's wife comes to the window to watch his departure. slowly, the giant raises the little man and inspectes him in his hand. After a pause, the man says "b-but I'm not a tw*t!" There is another pause, after which his wife, calmly from off screen, says "you are a tw*t, dear". The Tw*t Collector summarily throws the man in his bag, which we now see is full of screaming people and is labelled TW*TS, then stomps off into the distance, through the moonlit city.

Sometimes, I long for him

Saw the new Superman last night, and LOVED it- a proper script, filled with joy and hope, just like it should be. I predict this will increase takings the 2nd weekend as word spreads. Can’t wait to see it again. Thank you @jamesgunn.bsky.social

The only possible choice

Thank you for posting these! I feel the same, it’s going to be read by a lot of people before it ever becomes a movie (if it does), so it needs to read well.