if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
07.11.2025 19:59 β π 10972 π 1628 π¬ 65 π 47
@ryanlipphz.bsky.social
30-something LA-area law school grad. ADHD. Looking for employment to pay for bar prep. Video Game Law, Accessibility, Space Law, Privacy, Civil Rights, IP, Internet Law, Cannabis Law. Other Interests: OSINT, Sociology, SciComm, Cybersecurity.
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
07.11.2025 19:59 β π 10972 π 1628 π¬ 65 π 47But also maybe a paralegal too tbh.
Or would that make the game show too unfair for the other three?
*co-signs*
16.08.2025 08:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The alarms should be ringing not just from the creation of this database, but also from the inevitable mistakes within it and secondary uses of it
29.06.2025 23:43 β π 84 π 40 π¬ 3 π 2Plus, when kids struggle or make mistakes, they're often treated like it must be due to something on their end or within their control (and attempts at explanation are summarily declared "excuses") when reality isn't always so simple.
19.06.2025 18:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who is "prove me wrong[,]" and in what way did Truth hurt them?
17.06.2025 05:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congrats!
14.06.2025 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Curious to get your thoughts on 1000xResist! Been watching a friend's playthrough and it's been a trip lmao
09.06.2025 02:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the reasons I think βdefund the policeβ is a great slogan is that you get to repeatedly tell people that studies show that police donβt actually solve murders, and in fact one-third of stranger-murders are committed by police.
08.06.2025 16:53 β π 5757 π 1467 π¬ 68 π 56"If you got arrested then you weren't protesting peacefully" is a lie. Stop spreading it.
08.06.2025 19:28 β π 5203 π 1225 π¬ 57 π 36People are getting shot in the head with βless lethalβ munitions. Press.
You think βchurch clothesβ are going to save people?! They need HELMETS.
Also, the respectability bullshit can stop any time now. It doesnβt matter what any of these people are wearing, doing, saying- they are RIGHT.
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
16.04.2025 22:57 β π 8594 π 2788 π¬ 39 π 24Wonderful names. Leeroy Jenkins gets me every time even after all these years lmao
08.04.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was having a shitty day, but this made me laugh and smile
30.03.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same.
08.02.2024 00:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Back in 2018, MAGA street fighters in Portland started showing up at events wearing βPinochet did nothing wrongβ t-shirts with positive references to helicopter rides and I thought βwow, theyβre really out there.β Now sitting members of Congress are going there.
02.02.2024 01:01 β π 484 π 149 π¬ 18 π 13Some students went to the Indiana statehouse to discuss school shootings. A GOP state rep flashed his gun at them. Same rep has quoted Goebbels, posted racist stuff to social media, and said Uvalde was a hoax.
Oh, and heβs currently on probation for a DWI.
boingboing.net/2024/01/31/i...
Trans people's medical care has suffered three deaths: To Nazism and eugenics in the 1930s, to homophobia and misogyny in the 1970s, and the one it's suffering right now under white Christian nationalism in the 2020s.
31.01.2024 13:57 β π 461 π 161 π¬ 6 π 2SAME! I made it through the initial questions.
But when the topic of the charges at issue came up, the prosecutor really didn't like my answer to one of the questions about charges for lying to cops about a name.
And that was during my gap year between undergrad and law school.
Had a similar experience late last year. My then-gf got called for jury duty and made it onto the jury.
My curiosity about the trial drove me nuts.
Given political developments over there since then, it has unfortunately aged a bit too well IMO.
01.02.2024 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, dude was unhinged. And not in the good way!
Glad I'm not at that firm anymore. But looking for my next job suuuuuuucks.
That and the condom balloon clip live rent-free in my head π
youtu.be/Cnw4BkcFSow?...
I asked because a few years ago, I worked at an auto/personal injury firm whose owner has a Porsche wrapped in an ad for the firm (as far as I know, all of his vehicles are Porsches).
And he was the type of person who'd cut people off in traffic (he would do that in conversation too).
Studio version when?!?
youtu.be/He0gEXgujvY?...
NGL, I've been thinking about learning Swedish at some point.
31.01.2024 23:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was the car a Porsche?
31.01.2024 23:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had a Sabaton playlist on repeat during finals during at least one semester of law school.
It's why I put a reference to "A Lifetime of War" in my outline for my Business Associations final haha