jade

i dont have a problem u have a problem ..

im jade frfr
(name change went through 😊)

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how is he so smooth ..

went 0-2 at my first ult tourney since bobc 😎

happy pride month

little bit of a mouthful but pretty funny

u ever look at a large body of water moving at a rapid pace & think that skibidi toilet exists in the same world as this waterfall

or is my brain just cooked

i say lmao at the end of sentences in place of a period waay too much, gonna bring back rofl

rofl

burgin

why is saving a draft next gen technology for bsky lmfaooo ty for clarifying

HOW DO U DRAFT IT DOESNT LET ME

An image of three screenshotted tweets. The original from user @hell_doe: "Thinking about the girl who bought me coffee from Texas and joked that I would have to ration it out for special occasions. My friend, I do not save my good things. Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets." User Mike Hamilton, RIV tweeted a screenshot of the original tweet to say: "being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" fundamentally altered my brain." User Oliver Darkshire quote tweeted Hamilton to say, "Ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum."

"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

damn they dont let us smile in ours communist canada fr

i need a diff job that is work from home the phone industry is so cooked

idk who needs to hear this but pls dont make humble bragging ur personality ..

sports threat btw

i still cannot even fathom the sports argument. the wokepills have made me so weak i almost cried trying to get the fucking juice lid off this morning lmao

yayy thats awesome Kaz! happy for you 😊

it used to be that if you wanted a stupid picture made, you had to make it yourself or pay someone else to and that's how it should be

instant gratification should not ever apply to art because it sucks the entire soul out of the work. Tools are a different story, but generation is a plague

i miss life before ai so much. its
crazy how in just a few years we went from it being a funny tool that could spark ideas to it being one of the biggest drains on our natural resources, all for a highly mediocre product

its me !

i could get assaulted and we'd still get the hotdogs

went to costco today to buy hotdogs as one does, and when showing my card they said without skipping a beat "thats not your card!"

winning

forgor to post these oops theyre scuffed but its ok

churro is a lib caesar is a conservative

they are sleepy libs ..

they dont know what a conservative is

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

women are often driven insane by their vast intelligence