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i'm out of here until i have the energy to make filters for the epstein stuff. i'm on discord, simon.emery, should you feel like talking about things like shells and ships and sealing wax. and not rapists.

01.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!

31.01.2026 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3559    ๐Ÿ” 1090    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

i want to preface this with acknowledging that there are so many ways to spend money, and many of them quite a bit more important than this stuff. that said, i am twenty usd off from being able to make my life a bit easier, so maybe check out a zine?

31.01.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boosting for a different time

31.01.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congratulations!

31.01.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A friendship propaganda poster of long lived friendship with two dudes. One prc and one Russian holding hands

A friendship propaganda poster of long lived friendship with two dudes. One prc and one Russian holding hands

Never forget the original heated rivalry

31.01.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ยซย Muumit Lukumaratonย ยป Title screen

ยซย Muumit Lukumaratonย ยป Title screen

Finlandโ€™s president Alexander Stubb reading Comet in Moominland.

Finlandโ€™s president Alexander Stubb reading Comet in Moominland.

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ During this weekend, a Moomin reading marathon is broadcasted on Finnish national television, 130 guests will read all nine books ๐Ÿ“š

Finlandโ€™s president, Alexander Stubb, was the first reader.

Watch here
>> areena.yle.fi/tv/ohjelmat/...

30.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The figures here also show that 7% of all child suicides were trans children. That compares with trans children making up only 1% of the population.

Trans kids are seven times as likely to die by suicide as cis kids and all this government can do is make things worse and cover these figures up.

31.01.2026 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 904    ๐Ÿ” 289    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Preview
altar zine - simon emery's Ko-fi Shop A short zine about my altar and what I do at it (and sometimes why). Two versions included -- one with a typeface I really like and one with a typefac...
31.01.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i do NOT expect to sell sixty bucks of PDF zines, but income is income.

31.01.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Visit simon emery's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

this is just to say --

31.01.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
31.01.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that sounds so good!

30.01.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have the ahmad teas special blend (kind of a less bergamot-y earl grey), what do you have?

30.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who up being blamed for the actions of their abuser/instantly getting a little dissociated/having tea

30.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trauma can do a lot of things. pretty sure it won't usually make you cruel in a way that you must constantly resist, and also that if it does that is what is known as a symptom, not a character trait.

30.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thoroughly freaked out when ppl say "i'm traumatized so ppl are lucky i choose decency every day, which i don't have to and should be congratulated for" (approximately). i'm traumatized and i don't remember ever having had to choose not to be cruel, because i didn't get cruel from trauma.

30.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œScreenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: โ€˜Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18โ€“25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.โ€™ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text โ€˜TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.โ€™ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a โ€˜Learn Moreโ€™ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.โ€

โ€œScreenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: โ€˜Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18โ€“25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.โ€™ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text โ€˜TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.โ€™ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a โ€˜Learn Moreโ€™ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.โ€

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

30.01.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9023    ๐Ÿ” 7425    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

my parents were antique collectors and got me all kinds of weird stuff during my adolescence. i did totally take it for granted that one just got stuff like mourning jewelry and ancient writing desks.

30.01.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am about a year out from the end of cervical cancer treatment so that would probably explain it (also yay not having cancer)

30.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah love the sense that something medically bad is happening to me (it probably isn't)

30.01.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In Trumpโ€™s America, if you record a protest, post a meme, or publish an article the regime doesnโ€™t like, you can be woken up in the middle of the night and find this at your door.

If youโ€™re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it wonโ€™t stop here.

In time, they will come for you too.

30.01.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Drawings by a โ€œrespectable artisan of considerable intelligenceโ€ who suffered a prolonged โ€œmelancholy moodโ€.

Featured in G. Mackenzie Bacon's On the Writing of the Insane (1870) โ€” https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/on-the-writing-of-the-insane-1870/

30.01.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
"Weekly Planner" title. Different shades of lavender boxes headed "to-do list," "weekly goal," "appointments," "urgent," and "note." Five hamsters. One on the left eats a sunflower or melon seed. One on the "urgent" box sleeps. One next to the appointments box seems to be very happy. One down by the note box is confused. One by the bottom right corner is shaking its butt/dancing maybe. The hamsters are all cream/white with orange markings, including cheek circle markings. I think they are Syrians.

"Weekly Planner" title. Different shades of lavender boxes headed "to-do list," "weekly goal," "appointments," "urgent," and "note." Five hamsters. One on the left eats a sunflower or melon seed. One on the "urgent" box sleeps. One next to the appointments box seems to be very happy. One down by the note box is confused. One by the bottom right corner is shaking its butt/dancing maybe. The hamsters are all cream/white with orange markings, including cheek circle markings. I think they are Syrians.

goofy thing what i made to inspire me to use a weekly planner page. maybe this will also inspire you, on account of the hamsters.

30.01.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is a transparent background so it should just be white when you print it, if you do.

30.01.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I survived myself; my death and burial were locked up in my chest.

29.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 420    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Quiznos commercial with two freak gremlins, one wears a pirate hat and plays a guitar. The other a bowler, itโ€™s telling you โ€œThey got a pepper bar!!!โ€

Quiznos commercial with two freak gremlins, one wears a pirate hat and plays a guitar. The other a bowler, itโ€™s telling you โ€œThey got a pepper bar!!!โ€

Never forget what they took from you

29.01.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone decided not to buy vitamin D this year (me) and is regretting it

29.01.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whoah impressive (/gen)

29.01.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any type of stationery!

29.01.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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