Steve Corley

Kit change ridiculous, particularly as there is a clash of shorts. Should always be in the royal blue unless an obvious clash

A work colleague has just wished me a happy Halloween. The games gone

Most PL players must now be well over 6ft. In the 80s barely anyone was. Not sure it benefits the game

Yep and only just stopped hiccuping

Absolutely bastard hot. Hottest since a dubious decision to order a phal after the 95 cup final

My kingdom for a half Decent forward

Probably so, shame. A good fan base that deserves better

West Ham must really regret letting Moyes go. Absolute mess

Showing my age but loving Monty Don's Spanish Gardens

VAR is so shite. Ages to make a decision due to it being so borderline. A quick look, clearly not obviously offside. get on with the match

How low is the ceiling in the West Ham tunnel

A guitar on the Kop you say

The Latvia anthem a proper foot tapper

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

I ❤️ Viz

A massive thank you to @evertonfc.com for arranging wheelchair access for my mate Paul Thomas, an Evertonian of more than 50 years who is currently battling cancer. He hasn't been fit enough to attend a game since March so he was absolutely made up to be here today! #UTFT

Yes, expecting a tenner a pint!

Never been but looking forward to it!

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When your off to Zurich with Mrs C but minus the kids and Dogtanian

I wouldn't have made as many changes as we did, but we should still have been too strong for a weakened wolves team. Players who came in with exception of Dibbling were utter shite

Problem with making changes, presumably for squad harmony is that there often rusty and off the pace. McNeil in particular

They serve chicken strips and chips between the upper east and south. Not sure if they do just chips

I'm assuming the powers at be will eventually realise that the endless delays for VAR, subs, and general time wasting is having a detrimental impact on the quality and excitement of PL footy?

Phoenix nights
Early Doors
Blackadder
Royle Family
Peep Show
Only Fools & Horses
Rev
Flowery Twats
Porridge
Year of the Rabbit

It just gets better the more you rewatch. So many little jokes you missed previously

Probably the most competitive I've seen Everton at Anfield for years. Better team second half and deserved a point. Oh for a top class forward to compliment Grealish, Ndiaye and KDH

I'm no Beto hater but in a match like this you would think Alcaraz as a false 9 would have been more effective

Commentary on the derby is so ridiculously sycophantic it's an embarrassment

Fortress Goodison

UTFT

That's him!