Balderdash

Blimey Australia 76-7 v Pakistan and Gardner out. Current mood…

‘DON’T FORGET THE SAUSAGES!’*

*Michael Caine voice.

One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married

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Have you seen this acting masterclass?

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Fully expect Australia to bowl no more than 76 overs a day

Like they did in England ending with him getting dropped

Pat Cummins in baggy green with an expression that can only be described as ‘Aw mate.’

Pat Cummins out. Very big cricket news from down under. Steve Smith expected to take over and paper over the cracks.

Stanley Unwin

Looks like it might be Jack Nicholson 😁

I used my triple last week - Haaland v Burnley. Scored two in the 90th and 93rd. Ended up with about 45 points for that. Always luck involved.

He’s amazing. Can play anywhere.

That second half in the final was incredible. Relentless. Completely broke Melbourne (and made them look ordinary). So many players were 10/10 - Reece Walsh amazing. That win v Panthers gave them the knowledge they could beat anybody.

Stallone

Yes and someone even crazier than him called Roger Stone - a long-time political ally of the orange buffoon

I think Rob/Kerk, Frimpong/Bradley and Isak/Ekitike will probably be (roughly) 50/50 league game time

Gravenberch is superb- I’ve been thinking of getting him. I had Ekitike who’s been superb (swapped him for Isak - might be a mistake). Kerkez is the only one I’d get rid of.

That’s the one where the general public said, ‘No, that’s a step too far,’ and ultimately forced the closure of the museum.

I can’t quite believe how well I’m doing.

My fantasy football team actually did rather well for once.

The fightback begins! I am now only 128 off @balderdash.bsky.social and 105 behind @matpringle.bsky.social

#FPL
#AthleticoMusicaBlueSky
#Optimistic

Some of my favourite exhibits from the world-famous Louis Tussauds House of Wax in Great Yarmouth.

Just seen the NRL final between the Broncos and the Storm. Fucking hell. What a game, what a second half performance.

Life hacks #1

Don’t know her

Disagree (to an extent). Was excellent as Denis Nilson and completely different as this journalist

Who’s the 2nd pic?

Oh I like him

Just on episode 2 but great so far- quite unusual

What a cast for Hacked. Also has Robert Glenister & cameos from Harry Hill, Connie Huq, Gabby Logan and Jonathan Ross.

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a clock face for Hugh Scully

Really feel for Chelsea’s decimated squad. They must be down to their last billion pounds’ worth of talent.