Joe Barton @joebarton - Bluesky Profile

19.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 141 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 0

Absolute elite level shithousery from Wolves. And I love it.

19.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Being released onto the manicured grounds of a stately home and being hunted for sport by Emerald Fennell and those Investment banker lads who make Industry

17.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Almost 5pm and it’s still bright out. As we say in Ireland. Up the Ra.

Ra being the ancient Egyptian sun god. We give thanks to our Sun deity, and praise him.

15.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

12.02.2026 12:02 — 👍 480 🔁 138 💬 43 📌 40

You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell

11.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Our long nightmare is over. Now a new nightmare begins.

11.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Almost certainly not let’s be honest

11.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ll always have those two good pre-season games (one of which we lost)

11.02.2026 10:04 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Self immolating

10.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We started off like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended in tragedy”

10.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have to say, gallows humour aside, I am starting to seriously worry about the negative effect this might have on Daniel Levy’s share price

10.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Spurs getting relegated? To what? The Championship? A ship full of champions? Well call me the captain because that sounds like my kind of boat!

10.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

It’s actually criminal that spurs didn’t bring in more players in January. I mean it’s actually a crime and I would like someone to be in jail

10.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire

10.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 2

I don’t think even the people who made that show thought it was 5 stars

10.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy that Jack Thorne gets this too

09.02.2026 09:43 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

(I’m only teasing really, I live in Brighton, I know it’s important to the fans!)

08.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1 year for every mile between the stadiums!

08.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Those ones are real

08.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We don’t have to accept this.

08.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 9 📌 2

Hey this is nothing to do with me

08.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity

08.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0