Joe Barton

Incredible to try to promote a moral panic about the *West End*. I’ve lived in London for twenty years and the only person who has ever mugged me in the West End is the woman running the Diptyque counter at Liberty’s.

a man wearing a green jacket is standing in a hallway . ALT: a man wearing a green jacket is standing in a hallway .

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'The Narrow Road to the Deep North' is phenomenal. BBCiPlayer. Get on it!

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It hurts, but we go again

It’s easy to get nostalgic

Give a man a Lamela haircut and watch him improve.

True. They kept him very quiet 😂

That trophy is giving Regional Sales Manager of the Year (Surrey and Sussex)

Arsenal continuing their good work from last season (watching Tottenham win a trophy)

Really encouraging performance #COYS

Waited for Micky and Romero to be off the pitch before bringing on their new striker the cowards

*tried to tell us

They tried to us Lewis Skelly was elite

Looooool #COYS

Seemed to bounce off the post and hit him

David Raya flapping uselessly on corners. Lovely stuff

It’s about travelling back in time in order to save the world from the cataclysmic mistakes of the recent past. Now you may think that pertinent to your current situation or not, I couldn’t possibly say

If you’re in the USA then from today you can watch all of The Lazarus Project on Netflix

Same! And they do fuck all let’s be honest

Someone in a story meeting about three movies ago went “What if we say the general public is bored of dinosaurs now?!” and I think that person should have been argued with

In the new Jurassic World a big diplodocus is sat in the road in New York and everyone is just rolling their eyes because they’re bored of dinosaurs but in real life I swear if even the most generic farmyard animal was sat stopping traffic you’d be filming that shit for Instagram

Thanks for not doing that!

Here again

On behalf of all Joey Bartons I’m sorry about this dickhead

It's lovely stuff

It’s going ‘standard’ ‘hug’ ‘hug with kisses’ ‘dap and hug’ ‘standard’ ‘dap and sometimes hug’ ‘dap and no hug’

Stressing me out that everyone in this medal line up is doing a different style of handshake

It’s giving “Jess I’m Irish”