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oh yes

Eat shit Keown

Hearing that the bottlers are at it again

The Pillion movie should have done a tie-in meal deal with Subway and Dominos

Loved chatting to Cole about one of my very favourite films (and books)

Roleplay idea: I am Joe Pesci, covered in a horrible goo. You are suffering a deep mental health crisis which has led you to lose your home and family. You throw a pail of birdseed atop me. Pigeons descend.

‘There was rage and pain and iron in him’: Patrick Marber on the great hits – and fond smokes – he had with Tom Stoppard The director worked with theatre colossus Tom Stoppard on two smash hits. Here, he remembers their heated rehearsals, the night they stayed up watching Jaws – and the last four cigarettes they smoked together

‘There was rage and pain and iron in him’: Patrick Marber on the great hits – and fond smokes – he had with Tom Stoppard

@pilottvpod.bsky.social Getting a personalised shout out every time Arsenal win a game is the worst thing you've done to me since Kay spoiled the Bake Off final

Jay Lycurgo BIFA winner! Jay takes on my spurs season ticket when I can’t make it. No one deserves to experience a win more

London zoo boss quits amid claims of ‘unacceptable workplace behaviour’ Exclusive: Matthew Gould, close friend of George Osborne and former envoy, resigns before investigation concludes

You fuck one penguin and they never let you forget it

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I should start a Substack

The Chair Company and Pluribus: Examinations of lost people mentally unravelling as they hunt for answers in liminal space America

(sad) “a sumptuous feast of football”

‘Just enough to hurt you’

Googling ‘are… Tottenham good at football?’

Googling ‘are Paris good at football?’

Otherwise how will you know what it is?

On the last ep

So many that guys

Yes, I believe you bottled the title that year too!

Death by Lightning on Netflix is a lot of fun. Has a moment when a character says the title and basically looks down the camera and winks but you can allow that

Going to have to now suffer the poshest most private school gooners talking about ‘our ends’ and ‘man like Eze’ but that is our cross to bear. This is the life we chose

You know what I don’t think I WILL visit Rwanda actually

We feel sad about it, they go big on social media, buy a Labrador, release a retro jumper, bottle it in May, ad Infinitum

I mean, they beat us every year and it never does them any good

We’ve scored from the halfway against them two games in a row and won a Europa league so that’s equal bragging rights shut the fuck up

That should be worth 3 goals and the final whistle being blown

Well that clears that up

George, being fully COYS, would set off another warhead to stop it happening

She found out the cameraman was Millwall the other day and hit him over the head with a pint glass. Really upsetting scenes