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teenagers bullying me on the street corner no longer say 'hoebag' these days, has anyone noticed the signs our language is changing?

hearing the word fraught and getting a boner

chatting with a wise old man on the bus today. he served in the war. i dont know which. he told me you dont have to pay for your groceries if you raise your fist to the cashier's head

nobody says bah! humbug anymore

need a job putting the protective film layer onto appliances

looking very possible that 9/11 will be postponed this year

safe to smoke a cigarette i found from 1904

spoke to an army recruiter today. he told me the aliens are real. he said i could meet one if i enlist

convincing Joseph R. Biden to lift the embargo on Cuba with only a firm handshake

Marx would be at once transformed into capitalism's most ardent supporter upon witnessing the invention of the Tide Pod.

Minute Maid just tastes different since the Iraq War

need an attorney who specializes in estate law , must consult on how i may bequeath my large fortune of MYMCDONALD'S REWARDS points

there are delights to be found in the frozen food aisle which, doubtless, will sate even the Hungriest Man

James cameron came to me for advice on his tentative new film, titled 'Avatar 3' — what did i tell him? Good things come in pairs. nobody will pay to see a third one.

science journal: 'more than 80% of the ocean remains unexplored'
so? its just water and some other shit. Grow up