Daniel Patrick

100% friend of Dorothy x

I'm a delicate little flower, what can I say? X

I'm weirdly more into the chav esthetic. Muscle guys are fit, don't get me wrong, but there's something about chavs x

It was a year before I moved into his Mums place with him. I was starting my PGCE and had to give up my job so I had no income. He graciously offered me a place, stayed there for a year and a half and moved into our own place last year :) x

If you have my number, get to it! I'm on my summer break so keep me entertained whilst Alan is working! X

At the moment, it's The Great War x

I don't think there's a time frame. If there's a spark, why not go for it sooner rather than later? X

Hiya hun 👋

That's actually a tough one.
But I'm gonna have to go with Sex and the City x

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

ngl.link/daniel.conama

I haven't used this app in ages.

Hiya 👋

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I'm supposed to be going to the beach with my year 11s today.

The fuck is this weather?!

It's awful, isn't it? This is what the neighbours were saying.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

One year ago today, we heard a kitten crying down an alleyway near the school I work at. After being told it was a dumping ground for unwanted animals, we took her home.

One whole year of Taylor. ❤️

No one seems to agree with this though and I don't know why!

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Evermore is far superior to Folklore.

This is the hill I'm choosing to die on and I'm ready.

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40 more days until Summer Break.

Lord, help me. 😪

I think the biggest downside to being a teacher is I can't work from home and pretend to actually work.

The kids keep coming in. I have to keep working. 😪

She is the most ridiculous cat 😂

She hates everyone and everything.
Especially Taylor. Taylor and I have been banished to the bedroom so Audrey can get to know the place.

Taylor's cousin, Audrey.

Who definitely does not want to live with Alan and me for the next 9 days 😂😂😂

Like I said, each to their own, but I'm not sure this is for me.

The problem is that I lost complete interest by the time the big reveal happened. I was just like, "That was it? They killed off the only likeable/interesting character?!"

I know you all seem to have a proper boner for The White Lotus, and you know what, each to their own, but I've just finished season 1 and can we all just agree that literally nothing happens for the majority of this season?! Like, actually nothing?

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One of my students came up to me after his English Exam today and told me if he gets a good mark, it's because I was his teacher.

That made my heart melt a little bit 😄

I've been given some tips to try at home first but thank you for the offer! I'll keep it in mind if none of it works :)

My shins are really starting to hurt when I run. I'm not completing runs anymore, and it's so frustrating.

Anyone any tips on how I can get over this?

😊😊🥰

For no, real reason. I just liked them.