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Wow, the content was inside me this whole time (literally).

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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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I keep seeing years written in the 2030s, and I’m like: clearly that’s a typo. That is obviously in the far off distant future.

I understand the short term benefits of this trade. And I get that you have to do *something* while the East is open. My gut says trading DG is just wrong. But the potential upgrade with the 2 guys they just added is hard to deny.

Apparently, it’s not allowed to recreate that photo exactly. But, close enough.

The Ben Affleck smoking meme, but it’s for the Cavs.

You know what? ChatGPT is ok sometimes.

The number of drivers with no lights on in this fog is deeply concerning.

I just finished re-watching The Americans. And now I feel an immense sadness. That damn train platform scene. With or Without You. Good show.

$am Merrill

God damn it. Should George buy Star Wars back?

I guess it’s almost time to #LetEmKnow.

I hear that. Minimize my reasons to abandon ship. Thanks for the advice!

Thank you. Sit up in bed… meaning don’t immediately get to your feet? Like, give yourself a moment to acclimate to being awake? Do you drink coffee? If so, when? I’ve been trying to hydrate with water only, then maybe a quick grab fruit like grapes or a banana. On the right track?

Nice work. Is this running? I love to hear about people’s early morning exercise routines. Early morning is the only time I can do it, but my brain is always foggy and my body is all tangled in knots for a good 45 minutes before it works itself out. Any tips?

The Cavs play tomorrow.

I am just so fucking proud of her.

The Guards have a great offense and hit lots of clutch home runs. I’ve always said this.

You don’t want your meme to look shitty when it’s professionally printed. That’s just common sense.

I want to believe. The training videos he’s posted have him looking very smooth. Possibly Durant-like.

You know… for kids!

Please don’t trade Steven Kwan.

I hate social media 99% of the time. But it’s that undeniable 1% that keeps me coming back. For example…

Is there a thing that will notify you of deals on iTunes? Been wanting to buy the Game of Thrones box set for a while. It’s almost always $100, but I know I saw it at like $65 once.

Fuck Trevor Bauer forever.

The Ben Affleck exhausted/smoking meme, but branded for the Cleveland Guardians. Because they suck this year.

Found on Reddit. I love it.

I should proably post more. I don't know... Orange guy bad. All 3 branches of government bad. Star Wars good. Hot dogs good. Is this anything?

This topic and the photo speaks to me because I just bought a 100 pack of Fla-Vor-Ice. And I did it because some part of me wants to relive my 90s childhood. While I doomscroll, of course.

They saw the way Darius and Ty got attacked against Indy, and needed to correct it. I don’t know if I agree, but I get their thinking.

My take is that they wanted to combine Okoro and Jerome into one player: an above average defender and playmaker. That’s Lonzo. Ty’s a better shooter, but you’ve still got Merrill. The money is basically a wash. And you freed up a roster spot. Craig is good insurance if Lonzo can’t always go.

Best I can tell, these articles are specifically written for delusional Laker fans. I don’t want LeBron back. And I definitely don’t want him back via trade. He would overshadow everything anyway.