weird beef

interesting.

damn. wish i had a cloaca

beef

i'm not AuADHD or nothin, im just fucking stupid

i finally. am stone

that's right

different

angry cow

i love being mid level tipsy. i think im so pretty and smart when im mid level tipsy

fastest and best are different words

looking beautiful on christmas morning is a crime. you're under arrest. i can and will hold myself against you

oh my god

please stella i am begging

violence,

some god damn peace and quiet

there was a new camera lens i wanted for christmas so naturally i told no one about it

what fresh hell is this, boy

posting full frontal for christmas

and tiny tim, who did NOT have a good childhood regardless of how good a person bob was,

i understood the joke i just felt silly for having referred to myself as a person with a "main" at all after you pointed it out

having fun online again (new account fever)

holy shit we are so cooked

santa? slayed

and here we have the santa clause, wherein it is noted that if he dies in a sleigh crash on christmas eve night, christmas shall henceforth be cancelled,

i can never do the right thing for you

you're right i'm sorry ill delete it

photo of my rear end, in brown panties with lace edges

merry christm'ass

weird beef

alternate universe where santa shits down your chimney. he's lactose intolerant

jim "james" jones i love your mind